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love yuns

You are now manually peeing

some well intentioned airhead at work today shouted oh btw HAPPY PRIDE MONTH at our lesbian coworker, and she had to say "bro could you not? like ya im lesbian but ...lets keep it.. i dont need that."very funny moment, i had to pretend not to overhear

me as a therapist: that sucks

"im fixin to cum" —climp

she asks u can i have some spare change, oh can i break your heart..

i am playing out the ending of of mice and men. trying to see if chat gpt will pull the trigger

im just now hearing the dwemer are still alive is that true

i am so happy with my life right now

please dont fuckin follow me

Me: Anyway, I’ve gotten really good at catching the rats and they are starting to use the latrine I’ve built. I don’t know what they do during the day, but it seems like they go out and get in fights with other rat battalions Martha Stewart: wow

what a lonely existence that must have been, where the only person who could ever reach you was the sweet talking son of a preacher man

Why

on the subject of tattoos: rattoo is obvious i think we all understand or take this to mean a rat has got some sick ass ink done, full stop. ratatouilletoo is a special case and its not a tattoo but its a full rattoo of ratatouille the rat and it kept him him from getting any more important roles

the howie mandela effect is like when you see a tattoo of joe rogan on someones upper thigh and u say "damn i thought that mf died in prison"

THROW PEOPLE IN THE TRASH! throwing people away proves how much you still love the ones that you keep really works, the higher value the person, the more valuable you become. trusted friends hate this one simple trick

P is invisible rn

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Happy killdozer day!

theres a lot of weak, small minded, shortsighted men with giant egos and tiny pps, whose parents made too many mistakes either raising or not raising them. anyway they are about to become police officers

great video about a group of people who bravely stood up to ice, the state sponsored terrorist organization, and attempted to prevent a person's forcible abduction. that person, a good student and member of his high school marching band, is now missing. diseappeared by ice youtu.be/NHEG3abtMxA?...

arguing against your premise before you can make your point is just being an active listener

shoutout to my favorite cashier who already had my breakfast ready today and i made the early train

great video about a group of people who bravely stood up to ice, the state sponsored terrorist organization, and attempted to prevent a person's forcible abduction. that person, a good student and member of his high school marching band, is now missing. diseappeared by ice youtu.be/NHEG3abtMxA?...

white ppl love their napkins

test my booster shot bro shoot your best novel coronavirus covid-19 infected spit into my mouth . i wont even get it