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I’m Archimedes, Destroyer of Lamps, middle fur child of my mom. I guess I will also share this account with my brothers.
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It’s #TabbyTuesday and my brofur has decided to demonstrate his dominance by forcing my big little brofur, Nos, off the couch. #CatsOfBlueSky

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Mom went out with some friends today for something she called “Highland Cow Therapy.” She came home smelling like cows…I guess that’s ok. #HighlandCoos #BlackRockFarms

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It’s #CaturdayNight and mom and I are watching @miniminuteman.bsky.social reruns on YouTube because who doesn’t love a good history/archaeology lesson. #CatsOfBlueSky

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Mom was teaching a class in Miami this week and she just got home. Nos pooped in honor of her return but Finnegan is much happier to sleep next to her. She loves teaching but we are all glad she’s home. #FridaysWithFinnegan #CatsOfBlueSky #CatLadyLife

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Nos is not loafing properly for #CatLoafMonday Instead he appears to be having an existential crisis. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsRule

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This morning I have: -regurgitated salmon on mom’s bedroom floor -unrolled a full roll of toilet paper into the floor and knocked a sticky lint roller into the pile -knocked everything off the bathroom counter -dragged mom’s cheese danish out from behind the barricade and dumped it. #Winning

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Today is mom’s birthday. I made sure I woke her up extra early so she could enjoy the full day. 😹 She went to the movies with one of her friends and then came home and shared some birthday danish with Finnegan. Nos was very dramatic about her aging. #I❤️MyCatLadyLife #CatsOfBlueSky

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Happy #SleepySaturday and #Caturday from Finnegan. He’s hoping mom doesn’t decide to get off the couch.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Just a typical #CaturdayEve here at home. #FridaysWithFinnegan #Nosferatitude #ArchimedesInTheSinkAgain

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Mom has determined that my brothers and I all have our own puke styles: -I binge eat and then purge in two long piles in a mildly inconvenient location -Finn prefers to puke at thresholds and on areas of carpet we have shredded. -Nos pukes like a Dilophosaurus with a 6 ft spray range.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

For folks in DC with animal pals

submitted 16 days ago • 106 comments

Mom is getting repairs done to her car today and so she is stuck at home and we are napping next to her. My big brofur, Finnegan, is snoring like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky #CatNaps #CatBros

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Nos is sitting on mom’s lap like she’s a recliner again. It’s his favorite way to sit with her. She says that that is how she held him when she was filling out the adoption paperwork back in 2019 and he must have it as a good memory. #AdoptDontShop #RescueIsMyFavoriteBreed #CatMomLife

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I’m trying to #catloaf on the arm of the chair and my big little brofur, Nos, is being a menace to me by existing. Mom is also watching #Svengoolie on #Caturday night and the movie has snakes and I only like snakes filled with catnip.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Mom says it’s time for #ScaryMovieSaturday and Finnegan is the only one of us brave enough to join her. #CaturdayNight #CatsOfBlueSky

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s #ValentinesDay evening and mom is happily spending it with her three favorite boys (Finn, Nos, and me). But it’s also time for #FridaysWithFinnegan and he’s snoozing by mom’s feet while she’s watching tv. #CatLadyLife #PeaceAndQuiet

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Nos is forming a perfectly burned and surly #CatLoaf next to mom. #CatsOfBlueSky

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

#CatLogic is mom having all these soft, fluffy beds around for us and us refusing to sleep in any of them. #CatsOfBlueSky #CatNaps

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

My big little brofur and I are enjoying our #SnuggleSunday with mom. Finnegan is keeping watching by the windows while Nos and I keep mom safe. #CatsOfBlueSky #CatLadyLife

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

It’s #Caturday and my expectation that I be given extra treatos has not been met. Mother also somehow thinks I’m amused by her decision to take an overly dramatic photo of me. I am not. #CatsOfBlueSky #SurlyCat #TuxieTude

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Mom says it’s time to restart her habit of #FridayNightsWithFinnegan but also pics of my other brofur and me too. #CaturdayEve

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Mother…you will be brushing your teeth in the kitchen if you don’t mind.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments