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Yep. How anyone thinks this is "strength" is beyond me, but then again, they were falling all over themselves to proclaim this rapist a feminist hero for barring trans athletes from women's sports

Reminder: dishonorable foreign policy and spreading Russian propaganda and disinformation is NOT putting America's interests first. Making enemies of allies is not in America's best interest.

JD Vance going at Zelensky over never saying thank you had a major abusive partner in a dysfunctional relationship vibe. I bet he's had practice.

The arc of history, getting bent, but not toward justice. Shame on Iowa!

I like social media because my two favorite things are making people laugh and not being around people at all which would traditionally be two things pretty at odds

Exactly this

Trump understands all the power but none of the values of America; Biden understood all the values but not the power.

Watching Trump & Vance in this exchange is disgusting. They are beneath contempt.

That's because he and his entire party are being bought and paid for by billionaires

We have time to see ONE of these Oscar nominated movies this weekend. Which would you see and why? - Anora - I'm Still Here - Nickel Boys - The Substance

How is Musk addressing the potential conflict of interest? LOL, that is WHY HE'S DOING ALL THIS!

Excellent news, except that he'll just steal it from the American people by awarding his businesses contracts here, like he did with the FAA and Starlink

I saw a car this morning with an America First bumper sticker and I thought about ramming them, but then I thought "That's a champagne colored compact hatchback" and I realized they'd suffered enough

FAA has announced it will use Musk's Starlink system for its IT networks in future. But of course, Trump assured everyone that Musk would recuse himself where he had a conflict of interest. The only ones dumb enough to believe that are MAGA.

My kid Rei is the border czar which means when I can't get the border of a jigsaw puzzle to kind up, Rei figures it out

Thinking about how I failed my first driving test because I thought parallel parking was when you pulled into a parking lot between two parallel lines, and I thought "Well what moron can't do that?" so I hadn't learned how.

Pringles are the particle board of potato chips

Make Highwaters Happen

In fairness, 90% of what you say to your middle schooler translates as this

This is why we love the Brits

It's my hubby's birthday today, and while I'm glad he's been alive for another year, I'm also glad I have an excuse to eat cake

I can't wait until this political cartoon is in actual High School textbooks

Yes, because collecting kids' teeth is basically serial killer behavior. We told our kids the Tooth Fairy used the teeth to make little cars (nod to Queen Mab), and if they had fillings in them, they probably weren't worth as much. We also said the TF couldn't get to the tooth if the room was messy.

[job interview] CHEF: what do you bring to the table WAITRESS: is this a trick question

Fly, Eagles, Fly!

Utter disgrace

Can these species all hang on until sanity is restored? Will sanity be restored?

GOP, the second they leave office: Yes, Russia is the evil empire, hellbent on taking over Europe and election interference GOP, still in office: Oh, did Trump say something? I don't follow the news.

"I don't use those words lightly" just FALSELY.

This is fucking disgusting. Also calling it a bid to "repair relations with the Kremlin"? Do better, WaPo.

I finally read both Life After Life and A God in Ruins, and Kate Atkinson is so good! Also, we must prevent this madman and his cronies from plunging us into World War III

He nails it.

LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Shein, let's talk. How is a 33.9 in bust an XL? No, just no.

The quid pro quo here is simple: -- Musk uses dark tech to delivery a Trump win and save him from prison. -- Trump abuses power to make Musk the first trillionaire. Any questions, maga?

Reels is TikTok for Boomers

Truth

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

Diet Pepsi should not come with a lemon wedge. It should come with an apology.