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While 'humanity first rahhh' types are annoying and need to quit glazing, the way aliens react to humans in "They're made out of meat" by Terry Bisson is absolutely the type of effect I'd secretly love to have on an alien

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Happy trail is good and all but in my opinion highway to hell sounds way cooler

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Pilots found hiding behind my tool cabinet touching themselves and sobbing quietly like a weirdo because I'm sweet-talking their mech while repairing it will be reported and dealt with by the appropriate authorities. Besides, you couldn't get half as deep in the big lady's ammo feed as I can anyway

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But alas, while you made an admirable effort to delay my investigation you 'ave failed to consider that my apocalypse rail 'as now fully charged

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Wearing a strapon is fun because you get to customize your own dick but also infuriating because there's no way to be spontaneous when you have to assemble the whole contraption and then go through a magical girl transformation sequence just to get the damn thing on

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[!] This user wants to bring a stick welder to a renaissance fair and flex their sorcerous and devilish mastery over metal in front of the witch hunters

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Q: how to 6x DOGE savings ($2.5b)? A: Cut subsidies to Tesla ($15b)

submitted 8 days ago • 132 comments

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/tesla-is-m...

submitted 8 days ago • 366 comments

Would that imply sappers as devils? - infiltrating the faithful (digging tunnels in no mans land) - actions abhorrent to god (close quarters combat, sabotaging ammunition dumps) - beauty as a lure (join and earn fame/fortune) - faustian bargains (join and actually earn tinnitus and prosthetics)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

why is learning arm anatomy so hard for you Jessi?" LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO.

submitted 12 days ago • 114 comments

Thrown out of the psychonauts for trying to learn how to open a domain expansion

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Technician tip #342 Fold the collar of your coveralls low enough so that one of the outdated neural interface ports on your spine peeks out. That way if anyone notices it you can say something mysterious like "That was a long time ago, in another life" before popping your collar to hide it again

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A while ago a friend (@KilanChr on twitter) turned a photo of me into a digital drawing and it's probably the best I've ever looked

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How fix headache from flu, I am in much pain

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Being edged but not in a submissive way, in a getting head under the desk so I can be horny enough to write something actually good but also for long enough to actually finish the story

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Life is short. Enjoy the small things. Have a big breakfast. Carve open a heavily damaged mech with a cutting torch and drag the screaming pilot out from the cockpit. Take that afternoon nap. Smell the roses. Put a bag over their head and toss it into the troop carrier. Sleep in on the weekends.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Stages of pulling an all nighter 1. Hehe finally I'm an adult with no bedtime 2. Bored 3. Headache 4. I am filled with a profound and bone-deep hatred for all of God's creations 5. Perhaps it's bedtime after all

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Put together some shelves at midnight last night

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"Little Sister" as a term of affectionate mockery. Not because of any actual sisterly bond, but because I can't think of any better way to let this overgrown nun claiming to be a real paladin know that I do not take her seriously in the slightest

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Gotta make sure someone in the electronic warfare crew is an age regressor, if putting your younger sibling on the mic turned an entire cod lobby into frothing maniacs imagine how much of a nightmare it'll be when the opfor hears it coming from a mech

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

S-tier perversion: blending our coats of arms but in a way that implies the subordination of your heraldic beast to mine

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

I'm tired and havent warmed up but it was to mentally funny to not draw im sorry not sorry :p

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

What part of the car makes you selfish? I was just thinking about how I want to have some friends over and I remembered they don't have a car and immediately thought "how inconsiderate of them". You lot, am I car brained?

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