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hazardous-waist.bsky.social
[:•:] 20 | They/Them | MINORS DNI 🔞 | Your least favorite mech repair technician | Shitposting and tactical gear sometimes | 🏳️‍⚧️
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YOU WILL BE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS IN SAFER WORKPLACES
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[Waiting until after she gets her breath back] We're unionizing by the way
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No go on, you're absolutely right for this one
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i have a strange affinity for donkeys and mules but horses are so fucked up
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What the last cartridge sees right before I pull the funniest prank of my life (good luck arguing your way out of being charged for my death)
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Yes. Ignore the shiny bit in the chamber, you must have just done the press check wrong
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Lich that's so ancient and powerful that elaborate mind control plots are the only method of dispatching enemies that isn't deliriously boring
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Handlers that used to be pilots are hilarious, they think punishment means the same masochistic playtime it used to until they end up in The Centrifuge(tm)
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Whispering "I removed the air restrictor and upgraded the plunger spring" in their ear while hitting it from the back
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Afghanistan?
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Phlogistinator
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Hang in there, you can do this
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Yoooo Atomic Robo mentioned!
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Entirely understandable
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It's hard to beat the classic cum tube
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Concerning diagram shows the dangers of backyard breeding for desired traits
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This is Grim :]
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Tears
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Me and the team watching the pilot cum its brains out after turning its sixth enemy pilot into a letter home (My parlay just hit)
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Is that like foster the people?
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The little technician in the background staring in horror as they deploy the guncannon is incredible, I appreciate this immensely
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If you need some financial help I might be able to pitch in once I start getting paid again next week, please don't hesitate to let me know if that would be at all helpful
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Hey, has anyone seen that vintage piece I was working on? It's supposed to be back in this hangar, the crew's restoring it for display and OH GREAT HEAVENS
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Pretend I filled in terrible taste after finding out it was about snacks