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gotta remind myself not to check in on state of the world stuff when I take a day off. impossible to enjoy with all the dread

submitted 40 minutes ago • 1 comment

A good read, and a solid vouch for what actual community building can look like in this space.

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

sitting here like damn I feel like SHIT but I gotta stream!! Then realized how that is just not true so im taking the day off lmao

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

3 hours from now! I'll be live in like 45 to practice a touch and babble

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Great news: the knee sleeves fit Bad news: I think I'll never get them off

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

this is tomorrow :) I am going to go live now to talk and practice a bit (:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

He pulled the fitted sheet off because I think he likes how the mattress protector feels

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

State troopers along the NY Thruway have been advised not to pursue any Corvettes being driven 97 MPH by an Italian man scream-crying “Dat mothafucka Clinton fucked me!!!”

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submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Had someone in for a quote on housework this morning and she went "so you live here alone?" and I went "yep!" and she went "awwwwwwww" and I think its a testament to my strength that I didn't kill myself after she left

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I can finally announce it: I have a podcast. I'm a Podcaster now. And I'm really really proud of and excited about Stores, which I'm making with Luke Taylor and Pat Gill. You can find it these places: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/show/6L9mK8E... www.patreon.com/storesthepod...

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Wow! Some big time gaming streams this week! We'll be joined by our friends @hcjustin.com, @libbycwatson.com, @thelukeman.bsky.social, @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social - and more! See you in the chat!

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

actually they can kill themselves 👍

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

lol 1) please explain sir 2) please explain sir 3) your responsible for this sir this is feckless fuckin consulting the rulebook model UN shit. piss poor whiny goo goo ga ga baby ass shit. an entire party of proudly diapered losers

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I like to quote this every time it happens again. Had a crawlspace guy here who looks into this room and goes "so you're uh.... uh.... a musician?" and I was like yeah lets go with that lmao

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Y'all I hate how the table has to sit on the rug should I get rid of them and put a long shelf up or am I just being weird

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

a very cool moment for my HVAC to get all fucked up

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely crazymaking times for anyone of a certain age with a functioning memory

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

I had HIIT training in a garage with no AC for two hours please clap. And now I'm at the good sushi place because I deserve it. While writing this they came over saying no otoro or uni so I'll just go kill myself

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Got a haircut, fishing for compliments, thanks in advance for the validation

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

imagining a british guy jacking off. "ohhh im wanking! im going to bust a jolly nut!". Ridiculous.

submitted 58 days ago • 22 comments

It's actually normal and healthy to lay in bed for 3 hours after you wake up on your phone making yourself insane. I'm a doctor.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

submitted 9 days ago • 25 comments

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

submitted 9 days ago • 269 comments

really torn between having a nice shirt day or a cool shirt day. nice shirt kinda looks like nerd shit so im thinking in cool shirt day. twitch.tv/hcjustin live in a few minutes for Mario's Party also testing this nifty lil bluesky feature they gave me that shows you if/when im live on twitch?

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Still no ac at my trainers but I'm more sure than ever that I could survive in hell

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

in a lot of ways im like chats dad twitch.tv/hcjustin in that I really dont know them well but expect them to like me

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Every single conservative is a stupid Nazi hog and nothing they say will ever be worth listening to

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

in e.t. the extraterrestrial the eponymous alien had a dangling ball bag which delighted moviegoers around the world. his wet nuts were visible in 2 scenes after e.t. drank beer. usually his balls are tucked up into his body but the coors light allowed him to "cut loose" and let his balls out.

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

Very high odds for today being one of the most annoying days of all time

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

a guy on line twitch.tv/hcjustin look at him go

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Got fog prevention spray for these glasses and it look a lot like cum. Just wanted to share!

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments