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headampty.bsky.social
Bri'ish innit // Vote with your wallet! Hiking 26 miles in June 2025 on behalf of Alzheimer's Society, donate here: https://t.ly/XZNoq
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I misread it the tagline as "Fear comes in whales"
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boy jam
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I wish I had this weather for my hike next week :(
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Bro you’re not gonna believe it but I need to borrow like 4 soul
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Damn is that Christian Bale
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This sounds so obviously fake but it would be such a bald faced lie that I cannot imagine anyone thinking they could pass it off as genuine, which in turn makes me think it *is* in fact true
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Balls the size of the moon, I tells ya!
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strike*
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It'd be a shame if his ankle was broken by a well aimed stike with some crutches
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Maybe take a break from huffing exhaust fumes for a couple of hours
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Andy?
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Wario origin story
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“I’m so sorry… someone shit in the box again…”
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You'd get sectioned
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Ah I get what you mean now. It does for sure suck when people lie about that
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What benefit are they getting from doing this
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No
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lafufu hehe to you too
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get that dog on the stand pronto
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oh no is that spiderman
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I’m turning 32 in a couple of weeks ✊
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Cycling down the river here is pretty fun!
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You have to admit he did show you up though, you do look like a bit of a muppet
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Are you gonna get a new bike when you get to the UK? London is really cycle friendly now, at least 10x more than it used to be
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250 million bees spilling out of a crashed truck level bad? (Good?)
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NEW COMER indeed
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bajhash brlownst
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Foam rave
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Crossing every appendage on my body
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I will build a shack at least 10km away and we can have a designated drop off point to trade fish and sticks
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Good nickname though
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girl it happens
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What if she dropped the second one…
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The party president
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Me next, I beg
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bro I'd get like 5 scoops
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imagine getting cucked by bunny kekw
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Smashing it, man! Keep it up!
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Brooooooooooo 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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That poor pig...
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Oh no bro, are you okay?
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What, you don’t call them ‘reflecto-orbs’??
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Are ya winning, son!?
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Nice!
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Maybe it was an elderly badger at the end of their life and more than anything they loved cars, so they went to the side of the road to be close to them as they passed, a very happy death
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Gorgeous dog!