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Dev, NetSec and weird pop references with heavy dashes of nihilism and sarcasm
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Elon staffers are using private emails, violating federal law.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Stupid people are literally killing us

Used up all my kindness rewinding vhs tapes in the 1900s

as a kid, i fixed my parent's computer. as an adult I fix my kids's computer. pretty sure we are the only gen that knows how computers work

I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

just give elon musk a dry cleaning bag and tell him he's not allowed to play with it