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Good job, Millennials...you've still got it!

submitted 11 days ago • 43 comments

Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]

submitted 10 days ago • 171 comments

When people describe me, I want them to say I’m mean, but like cunty mean, fun mean.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Love that my office’s idea of celebrating Admin Professionals’ Day is to throw us a “pizza and salad” party and then letting the attorneys know so they can do what they always do when there’s free food in the office; crash the party and help themselves.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I’m more and more convinced that humanity was wiped out by Covid and we’re all in The Bad Place.

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submitted 172 days ago • 117 comments

Woke up and looked at myself in the mirror this morning and had a Freaky Friday remake reaction

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

BRB, just got called “Ma’am” by some Gen Z babies wearing too much cologne and now I’m going to 💀 myself.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

West Papua’s Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, and the cosmetics brands Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

Hope it’s not too late to wish you all a happy #TransDayofVisability

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

Matched with a Jewish guy from Canada on a dating app and finally got to ask the question about where he stood on the atrocities in Palestine. Am currently awaiting an answer.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

today and always

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Women. That’s it. That the post.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Also please applaud me for my restraint for not saying “I came for _____,” because I haven’t had the energy or lung capacity for any ménage a mois or sexy tomfoolery in three weeks and I refuse to make innuendo that isn’t accurate.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Special shoutout to @tryquinnapp.bsky.social for single-handedly getting me through one of the worst stretches of bronchitis I’ve had since 2022. I joined for The Trials, and stayed for all the other creators, especially Zach who got me with his boy-next-door charm and had me reaching for my inhaler

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone needs to view this.

submitted 32 days ago • 20 comments

My mutuals who have heard my non-sick voice, this is for you.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Vivian Jenna Wilson — Elon’s estranged daughter who is trans — just did an interview with Teen Vogue, and she seems pretty awesome and far more reasonable than he is. Full: www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...

submitted 37 days ago • 57 comments

Never so legitimately wanted someone to put a b*llet in my brain than this moment because I work with fucking morons.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Really love how I prepared diligently so that Friday would run as smooth as possible since I’m carrying the largest workload at the moment, and then every single one of my coworkers and managers decided to blow my plans to hell and create even more work for me.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

In other news, Ghost just dropped their new single and Papa V looks wicked as fuck!

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

By “wasteful contracts” Elon means “things I don’t care about” — as people/the environment/kids/seniors get hurt so he can look like a hero to his base… even though these savings are a fart in a hurricane. As they slash trillions in taxes for the rich and spike the debt.

submitted 56 days ago • 39 comments

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

submitted 56 days ago • 393 comments

Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely love it when a guy who lists his age as 55, then posts his actual age as 71, swipes right on me. Sir, I can see your liver spots on your face in your first photo. Don’t fucking try to excuse your lies.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Not all men. Gomez Addams would never.

submitted 60 days ago • 14 comments

Is there anything better than kissing a pretty girl in the rain?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

You will come to regret your inaction the most #art #digitalart

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

submitted 65 days ago • 41 comments

We have launched a gender-affirming care toolkit on the Oregon DOJ website. This resource is designed to help families and caregivers of transgender loved ones navigate the challenges and uncertainties created by Trump's executive orders.

submitted 66 days ago • 6 comments

TMI: when I get my winter cough, I tend to wear pads, just in case, and like 90% of the time male Instacart shoppers won’t get them or they’ll say they “can’t find them.” No getting my replacements, no asking if I can use another brand. Nothing. Like, they’re just little cotton napkins my dude.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Some may call it petty, but I call it giving back to the community (the community being a big cat eating a heart named after one of my exes).

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Revoke ICE’s Portland detention facility permit! campaigns.organizefor.org/petitions/re...

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments