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Somehow still alive. So I guess that’s a win for today. And you? [He’s never met a pink hedgehog before, but he doesn’t seem phased.]

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Pfft. The last Catholic Bishop I met was possessed by a demon. Granted he was possessed as a child… [His violet eyes follow the Spider’s flight path from the wall. His energy reminds the priest of someone specific; acrobatic.] You tell me. I’ll pay. You know anywhere with decent beer around here?

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{{The longer than usual hold times. Hooray.

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ !!! 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 !!!⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ‎ ⠀،̲، 𝓡uthlessness is mercy upon ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⸺ 𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒 .ᐟ ₊⟡ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

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Hey. That’s better already.

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I’ve been tasked with stopping the end of the world due to the attempted resurrection of a demon king and his armies aren’t big fans of mine. So, yeah, the banishing gun is kinda necessary. [He scratches his chin before poking at the connection between Ben and the wall.] You’re a menace. Got it.

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Quit yelling. I’m farsighted, not deaf.

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Tch. Of course not. The gun is for protection and clearing out hostile areas. [He tilts his head and strides over to Ben to get a closer look at /HOW/ he’s sticking to the wall.] Once? How the hell does someone just stop being a demon? So…you’re a former demon clone of a guy who got bit by a-

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[Ah, Spider-Man makes so much sense now. Sanzo doesn’t seem to react much to the web shot.] High ranking Buddhist Priest, actually. What are you, a demon?

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Okay, Spider-Man. [Points to himself. Matching energy.] I’m Priest Genjo Sanzo. Now, are we gonna go get this beer or are we gonna keep running circles around proper firearm use?

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[Stares in bewilderment and blinks a few times.] How would I know? Your face is covered.

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⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠. ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈. ⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒅. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ↺+♡

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Not even a little. Making me feel like I’m gonna regret my decision.

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Hmmm….I guess I’ll consider it. Have you ever used one before?

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I threaten a lot of people. What makes you any differ—- Let’s go get a beer.

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⠀ ⠀ 牛 ˓ ︵ ͜ ㅤ 𝔜 ݂ ͘ ౨ৎ YOUR 𝓛𝐎𝐕𝐄 .ᐟ ✦ ㅤㅤ 𝔢 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗘 ~ ㅤㅤ 𝖆ㅤ ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚•̩̩͙🤍•̩̩͙˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶ 𝔯 ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ᴏꜰ 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝑶 𝑿 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

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"𝑰 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒉𝒚 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉. 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆." ♡+↻ #MarvelRP | #MVRP | #OpenRP | #LewdRP | #EroticRP | #FGCRP

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I’m considering hitting you in the head with it now. It’s a long and short range weapon.

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No. Dude. Why are you so obsessed with it anyway? There are plenty of other similar weapons out there.

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Yeah, just go ahead and call me the Chief. Guns aren’t for fun, kid. They’re for murder.

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{{That’s hilarious! I wonder if they’re fresh or frozen.

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{{That being said, I also advocate for curating your own space. Block, unfollow, and mute are all tools. Protect your mental health. Please don’t let your space become detrimental instead of fun. We all come here for creative interaction.

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{{Screaming into the void here, but if we could just be a little kinder & patient with each other, I think that would be more effective for helping move our relationships to positive spaces than taking defensive stances. So many instances of hurt & regret occur because we don’t communicate clearly.

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I have no idea what that means. But I wouldn’t give you my gun if you were the Buddha. It’s kept me alive for 14 years now. The only way anyone else is touching it is if they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

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{{I hate when that happens. Especially when you plan on that energy being there and it’s just…not. Hang in there.

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I’d tell you absolutely not.

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{{I’m so sorry. Some days it be like that.

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{{Rizz ‘em.

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“Hnnn…I see you haven’t been informed. I am Priest Genjo Sanzo and I’m here on behalf of a nearby shrine to ask a few questions about the area.” The aura surrounding the luxurious home is concerning enough, but the one surrounding Akito…It sends a chill down Sanzo’s spine that he barely manages-

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{{Starter for @zodiacgod.bsky.social }} As a Sanzo Priest, it’s unfortunately his duty to inspect odd spiritual disturbances. Especially when they begin to affect the temples and shrines in the area he’s been assigned to. The lanterns at the Kasuga Taisha shrine weren’t behaving as normal lanterns-

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Survival . . . in this case, where everything is hostile . . . violence would make sense for once.

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"𝕯𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖛𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖉 𝕾𝖎 𝖊𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗, 𝕼𝖚𝖊 𝖘𝖚 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖗 𝖘𝖊𝖆 𝖒𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖚𝖊𝖘 𝖓𝖔 𝖑𝖊 𝖛𝖊𝖔 𝖗𝖆𝖟𝖔𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖗." — Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar, EL CID

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Hell no!

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What?

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She’ll give the inhabitants of the Mojave one thing - they’ve got impeccable music tastes.

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..................

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……..?

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Hmm…never heard of it.

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Somehow still alive. So I guess that’s a win for today. And you? [He’s never met a pink hedgehog before, but he doesn’t seem phased.]

{{The longer than usual hold times. Hooray.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ !!! 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 !!!⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ‎ ⠀،̲، 𝓡uthlessness is mercy upon ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⸺ 𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒 .ᐟ ₊⟡ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Hey. That’s better already.

Quit yelling. I’m farsighted, not deaf.

Tch. Of course not. The gun is for protection and clearing out hostile areas. [He tilts his head and strides over to Ben to get a closer look at /HOW/ he’s sticking to the wall.] Once? How the hell does someone just stop being a demon? So…you’re a former demon clone of a guy who got bit by a-

[Ah, Spider-Man makes so much sense now. Sanzo doesn’t seem to react much to the web shot.] High ranking Buddhist Priest, actually. What are you, a demon?

Okay, Spider-Man. [Points to himself. Matching energy.] I’m Priest Genjo Sanzo. Now, are we gonna go get this beer or are we gonna keep running circles around proper firearm use?

[Stares in bewilderment and blinks a few times.] How would I know? Your face is covered.

Not even a little. Making me feel like I’m gonna regret my decision.

Hmmm….I guess I’ll consider it. Have you ever used one before?

I threaten a lot of people. What makes you any differ—- Let’s go get a beer.

⠀ ⠀ 牛 ˓ ︵ ͜ ㅤ 𝔜 ݂ ͘ ౨ৎ YOUR 𝓛𝐎𝐕𝐄 .ᐟ ✦ ㅤㅤ 𝔢 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗘 ~ ㅤㅤ 𝖆ㅤ ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚•̩̩͙🤍•̩̩͙˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶ 𝔯 ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ᴏꜰ 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝑶 𝑿 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

I’m considering hitting you in the head with it now. It’s a long and short range weapon.

No. Dude. Why are you so obsessed with it anyway? There are plenty of other similar weapons out there.

Yeah, just go ahead and call me the Chief. Guns aren’t for fun, kid. They’re for murder.

{{That’s hilarious! I wonder if they’re fresh or frozen.

{{That being said, I also advocate for curating your own space. Block, unfollow, and mute are all tools. Protect your mental health. Please don’t let your space become detrimental instead of fun. We all come here for creative interaction.

I have no idea what that means. But I wouldn’t give you my gun if you were the Buddha. It’s kept me alive for 14 years now. The only way anyone else is touching it is if they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

{{I hate when that happens. Especially when you plan on that energy being there and it’s just…not. Hang in there.

I’d tell you absolutely not.

{{I’m so sorry. Some days it be like that.

{{Rizz ‘em.

Survival . . . in this case, where everything is hostile . . . violence would make sense for once.

Hell no!

What?

She’ll give the inhabitants of the Mojave one thing - they’ve got impeccable music tastes.

..................

……..?

Hmm…never heard of it.

So you don’t actually have a death wish? Good to know. Be careful when you ask for favors next time.

Pulls out his pistol and spins the chamber.

Do you prefer an open hand slap or will a paper fan work?

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