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‼️18+ only. Wholesome, but still a smut account‼️ Your favorite fun-sized, hairy homo. He/Him. Here for fuzzy faces, lifting motivations, and jockstraps. Hr Drone. Educated. Partnered. Flirty. Palm Springs/Milwaukee
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Forgot to post this last week for valentines so, technical #tbt

Regarding political climate: My one piece of solace is the pattern that, historically, narcissistic people in power always fail (and often in spectacular fashion). Where my inner rage continues, though, is that we're presently all suffering because of these narcissists'

Normalize the notion "it's just not for me". Furthermore: 1.) being respectful when stating it and 2.) being graceful when hearing it

Everything is sore and I’m a sweaty mess

#tbt Leathers, pipe, and extra scruffy beard (damn, glad I bought a good comb since I then) in the cold from 4 years back- almost to the day, no less

Gym balances: minor shoulder pinching may have humbled my chest days (bench, specifically) but legs have skyrocketed on lifting so, I’m extra pleased with that

POPULAR WITH FRIENDS *weiners*

Rise and grind (or whatever corporate jargon you wish to repeat) Half asleep and ready for the work day. Enjoy your Monday, world

In honor of the Super Bowl here’s an excuse for my new jock Hope both teams have fun

Name 4 games with a 10/10 soundtrack

A humiliation/gunge fetish scene involving eggs IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!

Thursday work wind-down

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I make sure people aren’t doing bad at their job so I can ensure they can keep working at their job

Quick, and to be clear, post: Don't mistake my casual nature online as negligence. There's some awful shit occurring in the world. Full stop. Because of this, it's also easy to feel hopeless. But if I (and you) can find some joy, embrace all of it. Do some good. Be nice. You know the drill.

A little cheeky #monochromemonday for ya

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Look, it was a messy week. A Saturday night in with a cigar was a good call

If you insist on making a generic thirst-trap page (with nothing but stolen, uncredited photos, no less) could you at the least make the captions less cringey? Thanks.

Happy monday kids. BF got me this shirt- it’s like he knows me well or something ❤️

Happy Saturday. I’ll even voluntarily put on clothes today

I’m in a mood today

#tbt - one of my earlier PS visits and first time at the Barracks bootblack stand (RIP).