hedonistbear.bsky.social
‼️18+ only. Wholesome, but still a smut account‼️
Your favorite fun-sized, hairy homo. He/Him. Here for fuzzy faces, lifting motivations, and jockstraps.
Hr Drone. Educated. Partnered. Flirty.
Palm Springs/Milwaukee
366 posts
4,879 followers
1,941 following
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Ok I cackled at this one. Thank you
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“Hi Dad!”
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(ill go back to thirst traps and shitposting in like, 2 minutes, sheesh)
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Power through the BS and looking good doing it. That’s a real big win, bub
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D’awww 🥰
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Jock mail is this brand of the day ;)
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I’ve been asking this and hope they answer by end of this season
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Oh you can hear that influence with ease
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Oh tall the character stage themes are prime. The intro still goes absolutely hard, but I'm partial to Xiaoyu's and Yoshimitu's tracks too
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Sooo underrated in multiple regards too 🖤
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…..it does now!
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Resisting the urge to just add capcom fighting games, Namco fighting games, and all my favorites from the SNES was hard, btw
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….id listen to plenty of lectures on that 😛
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Also: occasional excel when I’m terrible at excel beyond basic reporting
Also also: yelled at because a lot of folk don’t grasp “don’t kill the messenger”
Womp, womp, woooomp
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My favorite tummy
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🖤🤍
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Ummmm, same 😐
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If the human brain is an egg that worm scrambled his ass, Jfc
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“BRO CAUGHT ME IN HIS DADS CLOSET WITH MY DONG OUT AGAIN OOPS”
will kinda force attention
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I like to have some benefit of the doubt………………..some
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….i won’t be mad at you wearing suspenders more often. Just sayin ;)
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Perfect coach attire
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….its 6 in Wi so this is fuckin great in comparison, lmao
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But when they’re done your sheets will be extra warm and your nap will be even better 👏
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(This is a request and a threat simultaneously)
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Ahh I love that distinct square-peg copper color ;)
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Ahem, and my boots ALWAYS look good thanks to @buckharder.bsky.social