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heika.dog
husky. lead @laelaps.fyi. trying to make my cluster a better place.
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

yakub inventing white people was actually an accidental byproduct whilst trying to invent Vampire Weekend

Now with end note update. dogpatch.press/2025/02/21/f...

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

This is the way

Update: The White House is already backing down on this. Keep calling your reps. Keep pressuring them. Along with your reps, the white house phone number is (202) 456-1111. Use 5calls.org to get all your reps in one place along with a guide. www.nysun.com/article/whit...

Oof, Diddy's top defense lawyer Anthony Ricco released a statement yesterday that he has requested to be removed from Diddy's defense: "Under no circumstances can I continue to effectively serve as counsel to Sean Combs." He refused to elaborate beyond saying it came after speaking to lead counsel.😬

Uhhhhhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

How is it that Facebook *still* has not learned not to take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

"Haiku!" said my friend. "Watch out," I replied. "Poems can be contagious." #HaikuSaturday

let me say that this is the classic “just asking questions” approach to delegitimizing the achievements of black people. and critically, you don’t even have to be a black person who talks about race. simply being black to these people means you are “obsessed with race.”

Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

BREAKING — States attorneys general lead by @newyorkstateag.bsky.social were just granted a preliminary injunction in their case against DOGE. The team cannot access Treasury Department payment systems or data while the lawsuit proceeds. Major.

ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY This is a very important message you should share with the people in your life that may be hitting the streets to protest: never talk to the police! WATCH:

UnitedHealth is under investigation by the Justice Department over its Medicare billing practices and how it records diagnoses

“In an annual filing, the company said its business could be adversely affected if it was ‘unable to attract or retain specialized talent or top talent with diverse perspectives, experiences and backgrounds.’” Cola wars just leveled up.

people need to understand unless you pay to get past algorithmic suppression (and even that is probably pointless because of all the bots) twitter is dead. when I had 1500 followers here and nearly 10k there I got at LEAST 4x the engagement here. lock your account so a troll can't claim it and bail

Seconding this. I walked away from 40k+ and have had MORE traffic here with a quarter of the audience. There is zero reason to stay on the Nazi app. Clout is an illusion shrouded in numbers. Do what makes you happy and stop staying miserable

Musk called DOGE “maximally transparent,” but it has refused to release info about its spending and operations — including the names of its employees. Thankfully, @propublica.org has identified 46 of them, including 12 new names just added to the list today.

@bsky.app joins the fight against child sexual abuse material by becoming a Member of the Internet Watch Foundation (IWF). The move comes as the ‘insidious spread’ of child sexual abuse imagery reaches record levels across the internet. Read more: www.iwf.org.uk/news-media/n...

[gay guy learning about the maternity ward’s purpose] ohhh it’s giving birth

I wanna be so for very fucking real right now: Any game company--and I mean *ANY*--that tries appeasing current sentiments by rolling back DEI or LGBT initiatives and support will lose my business for the foreseeable future. I won't even discuss their products. Games are a luxury I can curb.

[giving a eulogy, wiping away tears] inside of you... there were two wolves.

logging into bluesky is just seeing stuff like this constantly

I asked @samuel.bsky.team to add gifs and he said no

i kiss boys actually

she hacker on my news til I ycombinate

costco heikadog

[plankton voice] put your puppy on the phone, karen

I am saying this with one hundred percent sincerity: "Dolly Parton is upset with you" is a strong enough mark of shame to completely kneecap this entire movement and if the dems actually had a finger on the pulse of the country they'd be booking this beautiful person for speaking tours

It's fun watching which lists/starter packs I'm added to, which are generally things like "tech" or "news" or whatever, and then every few days there's one that's like "fucking idiot assholes I never want to hear from" and I appreciate the reminder that my posts are not for everyone.

Okay, this is a much better take on Amazon Gaming's myopia. The worst part is that I'm still not convinced that throwing money at it wouldn't work. Instead I think they just have no fucking aim, bad imagination, and a weak arm. Throw money at NEW solutions. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

you can save anything from social media with cobalt.tools without annoying watermarks or other bullshit no need to screen record reels or youtube videos, cobalt can get them for you faster and in higher quality :)

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