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Just an update on wedding things: June 20 was officially a year until. We have met the planner and solemnizer. As of today we are waiting for the Irish government to say we can be married.

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Me: starts Date Everything Also Me: DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE D O R E

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Reno is using the world’s most delicate Walmart turkey pan to bash AWOL about the head and shoulder regions

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Managing in the indies and adopting random children to build an empire of tiny carnies

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Give me Halloween Havoc 2000 Alex Wright vs KOW Claudio via the power of Christ and a Time Machine

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I have been subjected to Disco Inferno and the phrase “Power Plant mutant wrestlers” in the span of five minutes

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Your parents went to a wedding (before decisions were made on my part)

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Hungover in an airport in Spain

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I can’t tell if I smell donuts or someone is vaping at the airport

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Sometimes I have a nightmare where I make a wish that everyone I know would be happy and then I die in the dream and I realize everyone got their wish and then I wake up going “ah yes okay I see”

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Joe and his dad could really use some assistance as the weather creeps towards getting hot and humid. Please help any way you can:

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Posting this here for a friend of a friend. Jeff Cannonball is one of the nicest dudes in the world and his family really could you some assistance: www.gofundme.com/f/rgs2d8

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I am striving to get compliments the way you do in Oblivion where a random guard will tell me I have great muscles

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George Wendt passed at 76. While everyone remembers him as Norm (rightly so), his turn in the Masters of Horror ep Family was horrible and delightful by turns. www.dailymotion.com/video/x91h52o

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I will also pee aggressively at you

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Okay so yall need to buy presents for your mom before Mother’s Day because I am a retail worker trying to simultaneously answer your questions while trying to dehydrate AND pee myself you see the issue, Chauncey

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American pope, American pope

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Pope is from Chicago which means the new blood of Christ is Malort

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Playing Oblivion in front of my kid is hilarious because he knows now what it’s like to parent a toddler except it is me, the armored toddler, and no I will NOT do the main quest because there is a cave over HERE I could level up my heavy armor in

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Birthday parent

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Well, if he doesn’t want to be anymore I do need citizenship, so hand it over, Brendan. You fucking bootlicking chode.

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Mongo died, and I don’t think the dude ever had anything bad said against him. ALS is a hell of a thing.

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Fashion accessory of the summer

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It’s after midnight in Dublin so now is a perfect time to wish @nomoremutants.bsky.social a happy birthday!

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I would Simply like to just not

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This is how I flirt

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Your daily reminder one of the coolest dudes in the current wrestling scene is a legitimate monk who smokes outside venues with steam rolling off of him in clouds

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