hekaton.bsky.social
once again unemployed immunologist
books, board games, baking, brock bclimbing
they/them san diego, CA
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a zoom filter that shows your room slowly filling up with water and little fish swimming around your head and bubbles coming out of your mouth as you say that you need to go check on a plumbing issue real fast before logging out
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how can people keep getting posters madness it’s happened so many times and by definition is mega public
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he was able to use his vast powers of surveyorsmanship to notice that mars normally wasn’t crushing several hundred thousand acres of virginian forestland
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a shattered glass dome with a bunch of gumballs rolling out of it down into the gutter
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there will be dozens to hundreds of holocausts worth of human death and suffering though
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technically three years is within 20 years
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that reminds me of twoflower introducing the idea of fire insurance to Anhk-Morpork in the color of magic with disastrous results
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gosh darn it i dunno if im great but im darn good enough aren’t i? ::rips a seal to pieces with my many rows of fine sharp teeth::
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i mean the supervillain route is both underexplored and underappreciated
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no no no that’s plenty neck you do have to oh ok well maybe a bit more but that’s fine oh jesus you can’t keep pushing that up and oh you’ve gone and done it again christ
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::farmer staring out into their jpeg fields voice::
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legitimately it seems the purpose of journalism schools is to select for the most credulous individuals possible that still only need one hand to hold a pen
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a history of pulling the ball away has left many distrustful of lucy, here’s how this new season looks to shake things up
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are you tired of this happening to you?!? ::flying bat mount barely skids into your mountain cave lair due to your huge balls:: well have we got a solution for you that won’t break the bank!
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but he’s representative of a huge flock of dog shit people that run everything so there’s a certain value there
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also ask if they are coming at any variety of king
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::dad way too into the bit and trying to light a curly fry:: hey things with me and your mom are kinda tough right now
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ive wondered how much our massive election spending every few years keeps legacy media afloat, and how much that warps the incentives for aforementioned legacy media in terms of election coverage
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february, being the least month, is the best contender here
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infinitely preferable though if they decide the problem was with being too mean to crypto people and not being too supportive of trans people
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best flower gotta be the biggest flower, rafflesia arnoldi
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as long as we turn the sky bone white with a million million tons of sulfur what’s the problem
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I mean it’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 6.2 million dollars?
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user interface is a two way street, i’m always saying
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stare into the sun for a while to recalibrate your eye settings to dark mode (advanced)
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a little known sixth beach boy was eaten by a seagull before they could record a single album, a whole world of music lost to time and birds
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i generally browse in abyssal mode, where it’s so dark you can only have a chance at seeing the text if you’re in a sensory deprivation tank or an extra deep mineshaft
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::uncomfortably:: the slow blade penetrates the shield
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‘It Came From The Library’ sounds like it was an old goosebumps about kids getting trapped in the books they checked out. “The late fees are KILLER!” could be the subtitle
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a real human being
and a real hero
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it’s not just capital it’s the total energy and material consumption of the population? it will have to go down and people will be upset about it. its not bad that it has to go down but i don’t think you’re being serious if you think “everyone needs to drastically curb meat intake” is gonna be easy
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i wonder if it was hard figuring out how to fold the empty balloon so that it could inflate evenly without tearing itself apart cause it’s so big and heavy like is that some advanced physics reverse origami?
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to a large degree dealing with climate change is going to require substantial material sacrifices across all demographics so it’s difficult to see how we will proactively deal with it rather than just reactively attempt to stem its more visibly damaging effects
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he’s only got a month or two before he gets junked for parts and used to make a25, it’d be nice to reward him a little
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personally my house is completely covered in the ghosts of former interests and i lose my phone and keys constantly
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what if it’s hundreds of copies of the same object
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the tip is having your home be so cluttered that only a couple non-occupied horizontal spaces exist. you need to invest in trinkets and baubles more
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i certainly do but cold stone refuses to use mix ins that i bring from home because of “LiAbILiTy ReAsOnS”
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Indiana Jones and The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
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“let’s get down to business,
and then blast those buns”
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::an executive scribbling down ‘ALF HOG = TOP DOG’ on a whiteboard and then breaking into tears::
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real time hydration analysis of the team players brought to you by GatoradeTM
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a series of gothamite speleological restoration projects, an early hobbyhorse of master wayne, provided the bat-grist for the bat-mill that would end up driving his sons later obsessions
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::dying amidst crumbling copper business:: with my last breath i curse you ea-nasir, may you be remembered foreverrrrrrrr