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Y'all are so busy waiting on the government to come and save us all, meanwhile I already know that the collapse of America's economic system is just Wylo the Kobold's secret character arc.

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Day 107 of my writing journey 🤓

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I've been wearing the same pair of glasses for almost ten years now. Today two new pairs come in the mail. It's over for y'all

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Happy Trans Visibility Day! If you think I'm gonna slink back into the realm of invisibility after today, y'all got another thing coming. I'm only gonna keep being more visible and more annoying from here on out! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

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Tell me why my Spotify Smart Shuffle thought it was a good idea to play not just "All You Wanna Do," but the LIVE BROADWAY SAMANTHA PAULY version of "All You Wanna Do." Does my phone want to see me burst into tears at the freaking gym?

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I have a bit role in an upcoming audiodrama. Suffice to say, it's gonna be a super interesting one. 😁

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A quick message to new TTRPG players: There is no such thing as a natural zero on the traditional seven dice. The lowest anyone can roll is a nat one, and the highest is the number the die is named after. So that's why when you roll a percentile and it's 0 + 00, that means it's 100.

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Going into trans men's selfies and replying "that's a dude" to kick off the onslaught of accidentally validating trolls

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I scream the lyrics to Chappell Roan's "The Giver" in my car awfully loudly for someone with massive bottom energy.

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I mean, one way that autistic people bond is through our gastrointestinal issues 😆

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I had a dream last night that I went to a family therapy session in short shorts, and we seemed to be making real progress, but then I sharted on the couch, and suddenly the rest of the session was spent with them making ME out to be the bad guy for sharting on the couch! 😒

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I don't think Mark Cuban realizes where he would stand when the "Revolution" happens

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Hey billionaires. What if I told you that I could take your X billion dollars and triple it by 2026? All you have to do is give it over to me and I'll work my magic. Puts my hand over the phone Shh! Shh! Everybody shut up!

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You're telling me Thanos has the ability to snap half of all life in the universe out of existence, but he didn't have the power to get rid of his scrotum chin?

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See me personally I think having a machine that I can instruct on computational tasks that it executes exactly as specified is amazing. Having it access databases on other machines is incredible. I don't need it to also expend resources to talk like a human and be wrong more often.

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Partner: I didn't know you two were friends. Me: Oh yeah, we've been mutuals on TikTok for a few years now. Partner: But have y'all actually talked and had conversations together? Me: ... Me: ...Well, we've sent each other videos we like.

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My therapist will often bring up suggestions for ways to better go through the parts of daily life I struggle with, and I always react sort of ambivalently towards them. Part of me always feels guilty about it, cause I'm just like, "Is it just that I'm too lazy to really put in the work?" 1/🧵

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Don't stream the Luigi Mangione documentary. This isn't like a reverse psychology thing where I actually want you to go see it. Don't give a massive conglomerate like Warner Bros Discovery control over his narrative.

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The funny thing is that, although some crucial parts are omitted, this is a technically accurate sequence of events.

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I used to identify as a lesbian. Then I bought a clear phone case with a blue and purple gradient tint, which led me to identify as bisexual. Spend your money wisely.

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learns about the myth of Cassandra Haha what a wonderful and interesting myth that is totally fictional and not in any way applicable to reality becomes a leftist

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There's one half of my brain that's like, "If you see a Nazi doing Nazi shit, you punch them hard." But then there's that other half of my brain that's like, "Jail would be the absolute worst place for someone like you."

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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

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Fun fact: If you go up to Felon Muskrat and say his full name backwards, you'll confuse him long enough to get in one good punch to the face.

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we need to give maggie simpson a gun again

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🧵I don't want to hear any of y'all saying "at least you're safe in the state where you are now." First off, this is affecting all of us on a federal level. If I have to flee the country for my safety, I don't know if I even can now. (1/4)

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Labeling Gender Affirming Care, for people of ANY age, as chemical and surgical mutilation is a deliberate attempt to distance GAC from what is actually is: Life saving medicine.

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Just watched episode 3 of The Last of Us last night. I cried three times, and I think I could've easily doubled that if Frank didn't look so much like Jordan Peterson.

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