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Sometimes I do, and sometimes I don't. Pretty much whatever's caught my eye at the moment. North West England.
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Also just had some guy who seems to be doing daddy/daughter with his gf try to catch my eye in the stationary aisle. Cursed day today, i think.

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Hmm

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YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE RULES YOU LIVE BY

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How the fuck did ezri dax get through symbiote school? How the fuck did she pass counselling school?

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just seen Musk described as 3 Gollums fighting in a sack of butter 👌

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sometimes the absolutely best thing you can do for yourself and your confidence is read some books that are just not very good at all.

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come on everton, you know how to do this.

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just caught my mum, in response to my dad saying the new bergerac will be a black woman, saying "well they did it with james bond." just a completely different (daily mail) reality.

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ffs. i could score if the goalie just stands there.

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Hey, @mattfraction.bsky.social. Scrap the redesign.

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In honour of #EastEnders 40th anniversary, here’s its first gay kiss, which sparked tabloid outrage at the time. Brace yourself, it’s a bit racy!

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Love this 🧵, so I HAVE to share my gruesome fave of these, Charles VI of France burning his best friends and nearly himself to death bc they simply HAD TO perform a dance routine in flammable costumes which heavily relied on nobody in the vicinity lighting a lamp en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bal_des...

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Actually your government refusing to fund us and selling all our work to Silicon Valley's AI conmen is killing off the arts but go on

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knowing how this match ends, its so wierd how the commentators are pointing out so heavily how there might have been a production goof last week.

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Oscar for Toni.

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If i had to fight a group called the opps, i'd simply call them the poops and defeat them that way.

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this person said it so good so here it is

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Sympathy for the child, none for her. But like, this is why he has so many spares knocking around.

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Having failed to exclude Zelenskyy, they sought to bully him. Having failed to bully him, they sought to bribe him. Having failed to bribe him, they sought to discredit him. Maybe they will get round him one way or another, but you can see how frustrated they are at him holding on.

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God hangmans so fucking good.

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Can't wait til we're sufficiently away from january/new year that youtube stops serving me the fat drugs adverts

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What the hells happening to brest??

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ohhhhh mbappe

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Just had the realization that America now has an evil vizier

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Doesn’t the devil live for ever; who ever heard that the devil was dead?

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So let me get this straight. Visa will provide processing on a largely unmoderated platform with vast amounts of unverified sexually explicit video, and around 50k CSAM reports yearly, but not for Pornhub, which requires uploaded ID, age-verification, model releases and moderates prior to upload.

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Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

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Pretty disturbed by some of the Kremlin framing on the Trump talks being bought by parts of the media worldwide. It’s as if the genesis of the war is entirely forgotten. This isn’t a conflict which needs mediation. It was an unprovoked act of aggression. It could end tomorrow if Putin just withdrew.

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Still laughing at Carlo Ancelotti's attempt to redefine the English language www.beinsports.com/en-us/soccer...

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