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Sometimes I do, and sometimes I don't. Pretty much whatever's caught my eye at the moment. North West England.
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Dreadful decision on its merits. And less seriously: how else are officials going to learn how to be publicly engaging and seemingly constructive, but without saying anything concrete or useful whatsoever?

jet speed feuding with top flight when?

i love hologram but it's never not going to be hilarious to me that they spent so long talking him up as technologically ambitious... and he has a hi-vis jacket.

Image of tragedy - too weak to go on...

The most incredible counter to the low-blow you’ll EVER see!! 😱 #MysteryWrestling15 WATCH THE REPLAY AND MORE: mysterywrestling.com #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

me: there's no way this day could possibly get any better Ireland:

it is the beating of his hideous heart!”

Day 7 of the dogs hunger protest. She's now to weak and blind to eat chicken from her bowl and must be delicately hand fed.

Wait, all this wasn't even to get him as mayor, just to get him the chance to be mayor? Fucking hell.

"lets hear from some of the women in our huge eight-man women event" they could never make me hate you tony

Two bears named Mish and Lucy — 5-year-old siblings — escaped their enclosure at a wildlife sanctuary in Devon, England. They devoured a week’s worth of honey in about an hour.

This is fun

Halfway into a teams mtg and the flouro green skull cushion i have decided to get visible.

"crime boss" police commissioner. they mean police commissioner. i'm crying.

I've seen better serving suggestions.

Meteor by Burhan Dogancay, 1995 #artbots #guggenheim https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137705

The UK is laying the groundwork for broad censorship push online using "violent porn" the panic issue to get it passed. What started as calls for age-verification or consent has quickly moved to criminalize non-normative sex. The Pornography Review Taskforce meets tomorrow. Expect scare headlines.

BREAKING: The Home Secretary announces that she has decided to proscribe Palestine Action.

Getting emails at work saying I've been nominated to participate in the new copilot programme, and it's full of misspellings. Like no I don't think i will, actually.

Tried, failed, sent them feedback, switched my search engine.

it aint no use in turning on your light babe, the light i never knowed it aint no use in turning on your light babe, i'm on the dark side of the road.

Holy shit. #shareGoodNewsToo

Libra: The BattleBots episode containing an innocuous phrase that would inspire you to embark upon an exciting and prosperous new journey has just been pulled from YouTube. In 48 hours, David Zaslav will order the last existing copy deleted. [Explicit incitement to violence removed -Ed.]

my nephews coming up on 7 and loves spider-man and i really wish i still had an lcs right now.

listening to that matt fraction off panel interview and trying not to have any hope.

so no budget for this, but yes budget for dna testing every baby? (always money for things where you can sell the data on)

As a treat, Killer Croc should be allowed to eat 1 Robin

The NYTimes Connections game just conjured up my next story charater.

my sisters been telling me about her adventures in online dating but won't believe me when i tell her it's all freaks on there.

Watching blue planet and reaffirming my vow to never fuck with the sea

Weird quirk to everything feeling so much like the lead up to the iraq war is my brain is making me want to listen to heavy metal again. Turns out all the bands I used to like when I was 14 are still fucking sick.

still angry about love actually (not my choice)

infinite channels of pure shite and i can't find deadliest warrior playing anywhere.

For ere they drown, drowning things will twice rise to the surface; then rise again, to sink for evermore.

does that last venom film get any better?

back in my day we were “non-consensually involved in kink” every damn day. it was called goatse.cx and we responded by sending it to every single friend we had on AIM

harley comes back sees mortos and asks if he's seen his sexier brother anywhere.

never fails. "you know we're going away for a fortnight. i bought some tomato plants" (for you to repot and get sorted)

one day coors are going to get a gimmick that isn't our can goes blue. it's kind of sweet really.