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punting on 2nd and 3 at the opponent’s 20 is something we will never ever see in football, because if a coach was trying to throw a game there are many more subtle ways of doing so. this is probably the closest thing to that we’re likely to see

I'm tellin' ya! It's this kind of legitimately effective Muslim-Jewish coalition that the establishment is terrified of!!!!!

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

our safety is bound up in each other's. if there weren't muslims to come for, they'd be coming for jews. don't let them come for anyone.

journalistic objectivity is a tool that is useful for certain things. it's been turned into an ideology by bad faith actors and cowardly, self-interested hacks with family money. like all cults, it gradually destroys its adherents.

Shabbat Shalom to everyone who recognizes that the safety, freedom & thriving of Jews and Muslims are bound up together — in Israel & Palestine, across the five boroughs, and in many other beloved places.

friendly reminder that hegseth literally has a motto from the crusades tattooed on his body, so the likelihood he wasn't also thinking about harvey milk being jewish when making this pathetic decision is infinitesimally low

congrats to that swedish landlord magazine for breaking the news lol

You could know literally nothing else about Zohran and know with 100% certainty he's the right guy for the job based solely on the names of the people who are apoplectic about his win

a catholic queer man who's made his entire career off of being a conservative pick me not only appropriating the term "blood libel," but also stripping its definition from the deeply antisemitic context from which it spawned is truly one of the most unhinged and vile things i've seen in a while

it's giving strong TERF energy, i must say

"third world entitlement" has to be one of the most ghoulish things i've ever read, how the flying fuck can you type that and not immediately seize up with shame

i was also initially freaked out by chants of "globalize the intifada" and then for nearly two years watched people protest peacefully while they were brutalized and denied their civil rights and... i got over it. it's not their chants imperiling us. it's israel's genocide doing and our denials.

proof i'm no longer dying! thanks apartment, for cooling down below 88°! also, idk why i have such shit luck with HVAC systems, this is the second of my last three apartments to have had issues. either way, it's officially hot boy summer 😎

genuinely think that our elite and hyperrich will never regain their sanity until they lose twitter and have to get all their news filtered through executive assistants again

we need recordings of this meeting, the caterwauling will be delectable

I cannot stress enough that this person is the president and CEO of the Jewish Funders Network, and part of the selection committee for the Genesis Prize.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO add this to the crash out list

building maintenance just came by with a portable AC unit and installed it, and i can already feel the difference!!!

Zohran translated his campaign materials to Yiddish, he went to seders, synagogues, explained his critique of Israel’s government’s actions over and over. Painting him and anyone who stands for a free Palestine as antisemitic will never not be delusional and a moral stain on the Jewish community.

Feels like ranked choice was absolutely decisive in this race—not because of the vote count, but because of how it changed the incentives from zero-sum to cooperapetitive. It allowed a fractured left field to align organically through co-endorsements instead of falling into a circular firing squad.

might fuck around and believe that a better world is possible

"digital asbestos" is fantastic framing.

A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

now THIS feels good

my prediction for the next unhinged thing that the current admin will do that literally no one except crackpots and grifters asked for: reopen the TWA 800 investigation

love that it's somehow hotter inside my apartment than it is outside of it (85º vs 81º)

DC is substack dallas is linkedin NYC is instagram LA is tiktok miami is twitter philadelphia is bluesky

this is literally how christian fundamentalists who homeschool their kids and shill MLM products post, like i'm almost surprised to see something written in this cadence without a plug for unregulated supplements or cleaning supplies at the end

USCSB, welcome to the resistance 🫡 youtu.be/2z7h5BOZ2Hk