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Still not a drag queen.

Two things here: one, I hate giving the Washington Post exposure. But the second thing is more prescient. Thing the second, what in the actual fucking fuck? This is the literal definition of whitewashing history. American history. A history that is already whitewashed more than 1950s picket fences.

“Nobody can protect you.” Bullshit. Nobody has the gumption to protect the students and that’s pitiful.

This is good. She should pay the rest. But let’s not miss the big picture. 48 violations in 2 1/2 years? One every couple of weeks? That screams to me this person does not respect the law and thinks rules do not apply to them.

A Popehat + @nytpitchbot.bsky.social collab is exactly what I need these days.

“You dropped your pen.” 🤣🤣🤣

Can’t wait for our legislators to do fuck all.

I’ve got a long list of things instilling rage within me these days. This sort of shit catapults right towards the top. Fuck both of those asshats. And wtf does “the most Bernie-supporting person” mean? Long hair and a flannel? Get fucked.

Overhead views of packed stadia are amazing. I love them. The acreage of surface parking surrounding the stadia is immensely depressing.

I was going to say “didn’t expect the best MLK take to come from the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District,” BUT I’ve been following them for a bit and it is actually no surprise at all. It is, however, unfortunate. This take should be the take everyone has on MLK Day.

Just doing my part and sharing one of the most incredible things to have ever aired on television. Enjoy. And congrats to the newly engaged!!!

I dunno man. Sounds a lot like those ‘Death Panels’ conservatives were yelling about with the ACA. Healthcare in this country is fuuuucked. Hi NYPD 😘👋🏼

Two Ns, two Ls boys. And an E. If I’m gonna be on a list like that make sure you get the name right.

Netflix ad dropping in a track from Explosions in the Sky. Nice.

Uh, no. NO CBS News, the community having to fundraise so that an adult human working full time can afford to replace his only reasonable mode of transportation after his was stolen is NOT a heartwarming story. It is a tale of multiple societal woes and end stage capitalism.

There is no bigger fiction in American life than the idea that “government just needs to run like a business.”

Ancient Greek Philosophy. In writing my final paper about Plato I finally had what I considered my first completely original idea. At like 4 am in the dorm basement the morning before the paper was due 🤷🏻‍♂️

To present the Emirates NBA Cup Tournament Championship Trophy, please welcome TOTALLY LIVE HUMAN and NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver

I dunno maybe CEOs just need to carry bulletproof backpacks and briefcases 🤷🏻‍♂️

This cartoon is from 1930. It could have been today.

Suck it Equifax! Pay up!

This post alone is worth leaving that other place. I cannot stop chuckling about this!!!

Bummer to hear Jersey Mikes will soon be the play thing of a private equity firm. Eat all the Jersey Mikes you want between now and “early 2025” when the deal finalizes. Only a matter of time before that place is ruined.

My Flight Sim 2024 experience so far… ⛔️✈️⛔️

So are your atheist/agnostic friends.

It’s been so much fun watching these baaad Dallas and NY Jets teams on all these prime time games. No. Wait. Not fun. What’s the opposite of fun? That. It’s been the opposite of fun.

I’ve made it to the greener grass, the lighter side. All the way to the skies most blue. Enjoy a picture of my dog getting belly rubs to celebrate. (Note: not my hand)