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hellok-titty.bsky.social
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I need a snack that won’t make me bloated tomorrow

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I’m hungry 🫠

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Im getting TORE UP in this bible study 😭😩 Might as well go back to therapy

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I read that skeet in that voice and fell off the bed 🫠

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Instead this bout to be me in my ocean view room with a swim up pool ALONE.

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ALL I WANTED WAA BACKSHOTS ON A BALCONY OVER LOOKING AN OCEAN

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Damn I need a wax if I’m going to be on an island huh 😕

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Ok I may have fucked up…. Let the CHAOS BEGGIINNNN

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Ok my lunch was kinda heavy… But at least I cooked instead of Uber eating it. A win is a win

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What time do people actually eat dinner 😕 Haitians eat around 5/6 and then supper around 7/8 But that sounds early 😭

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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Blackened salmon and veggies for lunch Stuffed shells for dinner 😌

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Today has pissed me off to the infinity. Thought as was back to normal but nah, I’m in my angry phase 😭

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Once I put this wig on I need for y’all to not talk to me 😌

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Why are parents gifting children guns in the first place

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Making a mess now to clean up my life later

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The fact that I don’t have to cook this year is beautiful 🥹

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Oh I never stopped! They’ll have to pry gifs from my cold dead hands!

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That scene where Wanda annihilates the multiverse version of the Avengers will always crack me up 😭

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You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

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Now we on the right app! This talk?

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Please just block folks. They heard we were having fun over here and they know their existence depends on our attention. Please just block. Don't argue, don't repost, just block and ignore.

submitted 109 days ago • 103 comments

I AM NO LONGER GIVING U THIRSTY ASS TROLLS ATTENTION IF YOU TALK SHIT YOU WILL GET BLOCKED AND I WILL GIGGLE WHILE DOING IT BITCH ☺️

submitted 108 days ago • 269 comments

Y’all… I fell asleep while talking in my meeting……….. I’m cooked

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It’s a weighted blanket kind of day… Anxiety is through the roof

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Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭

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Great now I gotta go sleep in the damn guest room

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my bonnet downstairs watching tv after slipping off my head for the 5th time tonight

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Them: “wyd tmm you tryna link up” Me:

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I need to be locked up for that dream I just had…

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I quietly remove myself from situations now. i’m not over explaining myself, i’m not going back & forth, i’m not looking for closure, i’m not causing a scene, nothing. you’ll just never hear from me again.

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Not me watching Cross and crying at the answering machine scene 🥹

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@chrisxofficial.bsky.social you’re lame as fuck

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It's really weird behavior cause why are y'all so desperate for social engagement?!?

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Shit I called Rubin the other day to come fix my microwave and mount my office tv Sent him right on home with food afterwards 😅

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The last boy task was me sawing my Christmas tree down to make firewood She said fuck no and sent his ass over to do it for me 😭

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This… I honestly don’t mind my man helping out my friends within reason. I know I can call my best friends husband at any time if there’s a boy task that needs to be done at the house 😭

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Take this back to X my love 😕

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The fact that I have to stay awake until 9:30…. WHEN IT IS CLEARLY ALREADY 10 OUTSIDE…. Realllyyyy grinds my gears

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I also need to beat ghost of Tsushima by the end of this month

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Ok, I need to drop 10 job apps this weekend mandatory

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SOFT with a lit crispiness to it especially around the edges

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Normalize not reaching out to someone who hasn't replied to a text or returned a call in hours or days. They know they haven't spoken to you, and it's because they don't want to. They are aware you're a good person, they just don't care. If they wanted to keep you, they would move mountains!

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