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Just watched the Sonic trilogy. First had a mid story but honestly great comedy, second was mid in both aspects, and third... LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!

We can safely cut Fantastic Mr.Fox off the watch list. Solid movie, great performances from the VAs and some wonderful art and art direction. Love that while Fox did mostly fix his mess at the end, he's still not completely forgiven given the severity of his actions. (1/2)

If anyone has any movie recommendations I'd love to hear them, just assume I've never watched a movie ever because chances are, no matter how popular, I haven't watched it

Just watched Rick Vs The Doctor (Rick and Morty Vs Doctor Who) with my dad, when The Doctor won he literally stuck up both middle fingers to the TV and called it bullshit Apparently erasing Rick from all of time and space isn't enough to kill him for...reasons

I really want a permanent pillow fort. Just somewhere small and dark and comfortable where I can sit with my thoughts or write or play Stardew Valley. No irritating noise or light or feelings or anything, just quiet and comfort

@puppygirlrp.bsky.social :3

God he fucking *killed* that outfit. Normally the maid outfit is largely just a meme at this point but he rocked that shit so damn hard

The temptation to write a self insert TADC fanfic is slowly growing as I imagine how I'd interact with the characters and world, the only thing really holding me back is the years upon years of conditioning telling me that it would be kinda cringe and no one would read it

The more I watch TADC the more I realize that if I was in Pomni's shoes I'd probably just get bullied and pushed around by Jax and be hopelessly into it, only for Jax to stop because his target of harassment being into it kinda defeats the purpose I would then be sad

It will never not be funny when transphobes forget that transmascs exist. Congrats fuckass, you got a trans guy who's been on T for 5 years with a big burly frame and put them on the woman's team instead of the transfem who's practically indistinguishable from a gal, you sure showed them lol

You think Abraham Lincoln ever said the N-word? Like on one hand he's practically the mascot of "don't oppress black people", but on the other it is 1800s Amarica we're talking about

AI, gambling, and car centric infrastructure, the trifecta of "Go burn in a ditch you fucking societal cancer"

I wish I could cut my feet off and just walk around on nubs, they're so gross and icky Paws would also be preferable, though I'd like them to come with a total anthrofication for the sake of avoiding the body horror that would be human with paws

The most cursed knowledge I have is that I got my sensitive nipples from my dad I did not need to know that Sarah

Just went through 40 wax strips last night and still have plenty of hair on my legs Guess it's back to the razor for me, god damn it

Anytime someone says goon this is all I can think of

I have no idea who you are but if Marandamations trusts you than I might as well

Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. "It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer, but you are making it ‘a den of robbers'."

You know what? Why not, worst comes to worst I don't get art of my DnD fursona, womp womp

Penny just asked if I want kids Very tempted to say no, but I'd have a lot of explaining to do with my wife and 2 kids lol

I would fuck the ever loving shit out of maid dress Jax holy god he's hot just stuff that thick cock down my throat with my head hidden under that flowing skirt

YOU ARE IN COLLAGE, SHE IS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND SLIGHTLY DRUNK, WFT SAILOR MOON

Ok where the hell are these guys standing where they're getting hit by the serve. That's dumb, you guys are dumb Also how is a middle schooler the best tennis player in Japan, short ass can hardly serve over the net

I have had sex with a hundred women and not a single one came Clearly the female orgasm is fake, I couldn't possibly be bad at the sex

Kent, please stop mailing me bombs, I'm not trying to fuck jodi I promise (I'm after Robin :3)

Well that's...concerning She's 14 why are we crushing on adults?

Never mind lol, Sailor Moon time (the classic series)

Absolutely and at every opportunity *munch*

Author of uncle tom's cabin, she knew what's up

I love having resting bitch face. I look like I'm just over everything all the time when in reality I've just got low quality twerking stickman in my head with bonetrusle playing or some shit like that

I have decided this dog's name is up-pup, I love up-pup

DANGER PUPPY >:3 I love it

Idk if this is a hot take but the left one is so much hotter. Right has way too much, it's like an anime girl with tits each the size of her own torso with an ass to match. Left is much more comfortable, like I can actually wrap my arms around him with my head on his chest as we fall asleep

For anyone using youtube without an ad blocker, remember you can still literally block ads. Should be an icon in the top right of the ad screen to open a page were you can report or block an ad. If you block it, it just ends Personally, mostly use it to shut down gambling bullshit

Alt title "King of the Hill" voice actor Jonathan Joss shot to death by neighbor in texas due to sexual orientation after years of concentrated harassment

A helpful reminder to ask for a warrant. I don't care how innocent your house is, you ask for a warrant and you ask loud and clear

[Insert "Master Baiter" joke here] I am incredibly funny

Ok the fuck you mean 41 followers, I count like 12 when I actually click the thing

On one hand, I have a phobia of bugs On the other, being normal is kinda cringe, which means I should pick the option which actively hinders me