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i don't care if sceptical is an accepted spelling of that word it is wrong and bad

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

what is it about being an emotionally distant person who struggles with expressing empathy and grief that makes you need to be a distance runner

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I shouldn’t live so close to that banh mi place

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

New York City journalism, like all of well-to-do New York society (and the arts it subsidizes), is so self-referential and solipsistic that it functionally does not exist in the real world. It's this insane reverse provincialism where they understand how basically nobody thinks and nothing works.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

i actually can’t think of a director less suited to capturing the wild, wandering, episodic nature of The Odyssey than Christopher Nolan, a director who flattens time and space through constant, exhausting parallel editing

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GOP: let’s pretend to help people while we steal from them and they probably won’t notice Dems: let’s think about doing something as part of a 26 step process that respects the bipartisanship of 1996, and then cop out

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

has anyone else noticed how nothing good ever happens or will ever happen again

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

movies were already over but man they are *really* over

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One of the top 10 funniest moments in cinema history is in GLITTER (2001) when little Da Brat says "are you Puerto Rican?" and little Mariah goes "no I'm mixed"

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I think “four pictures of any people you may or may not know to describe your type” is approximately 18000x more interesting than “four celebrities to describe your type”, which narrows it down to 0.01% of humans, all of whom have access to top-shelf professional groomers and cosmetic surgeons

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I can't do anything to help so it's ok for me to be dicking around on here but if you can help fix the country, log off

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Crazy that after all these years Anderson Cooper is still finding batter to lick off his silver spoon

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This could be a Far Side

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is probably a neurodivergence thing but i think the reason i find every single celebrity so icky is less about *them* (although they're mostly terrible) than it is the way peopple react to them. I just do not understand having personal feelings about a person you have never met.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

mike white is such a weird kind of nepobaby

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone recommend a career that lets you openly weep at your desk for an indefinite amount of time 2 to 10 times per day

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Being gay is so easy, you just post something like "struggling" or "bricked up" accompanied by a picture of an actress who's appeared on a Ryan Murphy show poorly photoshopped to make them look weird and you're basically a professional comedian

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Drag Race has irreparably ruined drag

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The Devil Wears Prada's message is about an inch deep and dumb gay men still manage to interpret it as being the exact opposite of what it is

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When someone asks what I’m doing this weekend

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

Lol he's so fucking stupid

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Me after I hike the Himalayas for a year and finally lose the weight

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they don't know what to do because they think winning elections is their job. if they had substantive ideals that they fought for, and winning elections was merely an instrument for achieving those ends, they'd know exactly what to do. they don't even realize this is a problem.

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments