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The Big Short 2 but it's "here's Dua Lipa to explain the concept of a data centre letter of intent"

dont just cancel your wapo subscription, file a chargeback for every month you ever paid for it

If one guy holds most of the tech people rely on, it is a vulnerability, but also it's one guy: as a global population we should be able to easily just take it from him, so it seems to me the real vulnerability is an internalized belief that private ownership is more sacrosanct than human thriving.

Zelenskyy has huge balls. Doing this all right in front of the press. Honestly the first bit of inspiring media I've seen in a long time.

if you block hundreds of fascist accounts over weeks and weeks you eventually unlock a secret, good level of facebook

Home of Star Trek

Vance’s grotesqueness aside, the whole thing is one of the most horrific acts of betrayal ever committed by a democratic state against another. Just a moral abomination and a permanent stain on everyone who supports it

Doing an appearance at Waterstones at the same time as this legend was more than a little intimidating.

Is all politics just going to be the most cringe boys in the school fanboying each other forever now or what

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

Oh. I forgot to mention. I was murdered today. We had tradesmen in—you know, people with Proper Jobs that involve hammers & knowing things instead of emails & whimsy—and one of them helped moved my TV. As we did, the Robotnik from my Lego Sonic set fell over. "Oh," he said, "your toy's fallen down"

You know who drew an amazing Galactus? John Paul Leon, that’s who

#ClassConsciousness 101

ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES Bless you old man

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

Tech bro grift klaxon! If you use Office, Microsoft are about to up your sub charges on the sly to pay for Skynet Clippy to get all up in your grill and burn Earth to a crisp. Follow the link and instructions to save yourself money, and turn off the unwanted AI copilot. It’s fiddly, but do it.

I miss the era of ludicrous, impossible to shelve, physical media. It felt lawless.

This is the sound that's playing in my head 24/7. It's the most cursed song of all time

Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin (Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )

Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

It’s so funny, there’s a long social media tradition going back 25 years of making a big deal about how you were going to quit, and then only being gone for like half a day.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Literally every company now youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...

Now that's a headline.

Good night.

Can someone make a BlueSky but for photos ?

*terrible beatboxing noises* “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

You know the Thick-Of-It style moment in Succession when Kendal is backstage at a big media event, but can’t work out what his product launch should be, so finds himself improvising, and pitching, basically, eternal life, because it would be cool? That’s where we are in big tech’s mad collapse.

the answer to a question in a headline is always "no", but never has the answer to a question in a headline been MORE "no" than how much "no" it is here

happy new year

What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?

pretty close! spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-o...

Talked with PEGI and they do not see anything wrong Balatro being rated 18+, nor with EA sports FC (and similar games) having a 3+ rating Blaming EU laws, blaming storefronts, waiting for the future. Sitting on their hands I thought some good might come of this, this sucks

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic