henchmankris.bsky.social
Baking enthusiast, amateur writer, cookbook collector. 48, he/him
"Your heart is in the right place, but your brain is somewhere cold, dark, and covered with spiders." 😁
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Only if we can put you over the chair once in a while. Shoot, does that work? I'll workshop it. 😁
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This picture just got better the more I scrolled down!
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Meanwhile, I cram them in my gaping maw like a train engineer shoveling coal into the firebox. "Two-bite" brownies?! Pshaw, I say! Those are one bites! 😁
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Baddie status: unconfirmed, but I am 🩷💜💙 😁
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I hope you get an unexpected but pleasant treat today!
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"Adonis Belts" are my weakness. Goodness.
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Wait, does this mean someone who's promiscuous at mid-morning, or someone who would do possibly immoral things for French toast and mimosas? 😁
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#themostdefiantofcupcakes
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Yes, Ma'am!!! 🥰
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I mean, one of my shirts would be like a tent on you, so...
...wanna go camping, Miss? 😁
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And Miss Wkd graces us with The Mane™️, hallelujah. 😁
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It is a lovely tulle on a lovely man.
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Excellent, glad to hear it! Last fall, we had a lightning strike near our house and it took a week for electricians to replace practically everything downstairs, so I fully sympathize with you!
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Ready! 😁
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Yes it is!!! Thank you, Miss Spring, we all say in unison!
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THANK YOU!
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Yes, a lamp nearby!
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"On behalf of the myself and the crew of Flight 390, we want to welcome you to... Nneeyww Yorrrk Citayyy!" 😁
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Miss Snakey: "One ticket, please."
Box office clerk: "For which movie?"
Miss Snakey, looking like this: "............" 😁
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"What are you thankful for right now?"
"BEANS, RICE, JESUS CHRIST, AND BYRON!" 🤣
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Oh, that jar elf knows what she's doing! She's super cute; I wouldn't mind seeing more of her!
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Yes, thank you, please, Miss Wendy!
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This is my next cross stitch project because this is how I've been feeling for years.
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I mean, it's not *illegal*... may just be frowned upon?
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How delightful a cat, Miss Wendy! A friend has a gray one-eyed cat named Sullivan that we threw a pirate-themed birthday party for him! 😁