herdsmann.bsky.social
My bio is not logical. Ip nip nip fip pip fip.
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It already was round.
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There's no comma in HMHB. "I'm a black belt in no can do"
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also, Pickle.
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John Cazale: "Fuck your comb-over. I'm bald. Get used to it."
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NZ?
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Blocked
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Using food to show you where I grew up...
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Search "japanese butter dispenser" :)
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Perplexity (search enfgine, tons better than google - no ads or "Sponsored shite...)
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It's probably a riff off some old obscure cult movie he saw
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I was thinking this morning about what other countries use as slang for having "The Shits". All I can come up with is is "Shitting through the eye of a needle", "The world fell out of my bottom" and (curry related) "An arse like the start of Bonanza."
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It's very fractal
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Ripley!
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Fkn Rocket. BLAH!
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You need to read "The Meaning of Liff"..."
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The ones on your back are excruciating.
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Simples. We weren't DESIGNED to be this old. Or large. We were designed to be dead at 30 and 4 feet tall.
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Flowers = smelly bastards.
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I'm in Australia. They are next-level sweary over here. "Fucking" is used as punctuation, and there's aa "Cnut" in every sentence. The highest accolade you can give a person is "He's a Good Cnut".
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"...AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER!" Charlie Brown.
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RE: Living upside down: Trump saying "A LOT OF BAD THINGS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO RUSSIA IF IT WEREN"T FOR ME." So he's protecting Russia now?
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youtube
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Do me the biggest favour and look up Vic Reeve's big night out. A whole new world will open for you.
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Spicybrain. Hmmmm. I'm NOT going to look up Spicybrain, you know. I'm not that easily fooled. (Looks up Spicybrain)
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This? From the Grauniad?
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Stairway to Heaven, highway to hell. We are all fucked.
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Ahem. I am one of those things (unfortunately, it's the first one)
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"Their STUPID FUCKING foyer". You don't get lyrics like that every day.
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Yeah, our lovely kitchen is now a prayer room (fine by me, there's another kitchen around the corner), but it's very grubby and not at all prayery. It's still got a sink in it FFS. I'm sure some god somewhere will be offended by the sink.
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A whole week.
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Ah I love you MW. Always have, always willl. BTW here's my toughest earworm to date. THE CHORUS OF DEATH GRIP KIDS www.youtube.com/watch?v=gECJ...
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Did anyone else have two friends who thought it was hilarious (when they were drunk) to to talk like Beavis and Butthead?
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"Pickles' means a lot of different things to a lot of diffo peeps. Most UK peeps don't know what "pickles" is
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Use "Perplexity" better results, no ads
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I also left a hash brownie uncovered on the kitchen counter later that week. The next morning, it was swarming with the highest ants in the world. NO WAY did they make it back to ant HQ. I have a little 3 second film of it somewhere...
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Did that in Thailand last year. Thailand me: "Let's buy that hash brownie, and eat it all in one go without thought for the consequences." (After several beers).
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I think it's become quite clear over the last few months that, in American politics, one person holds too much power. We didn't notice this before because they just did their (real) jobs