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-he/they, I'm an adult. you should listen to nona reeves -chewing on @sanguinesquid.bsky.social <3 hewkii.carrd.co
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they should also add mushroom detection to the routes so you can pick a route that takes you to edible mushrooms as determined by "ai". like if you're gonna kill hikers you might as well do it with your whole pussy

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Legamünt my beloved

submitted 186 days ago • 1 comment

I did forget bluesky existed ... Haha

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ROZATTE ET LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER LEGAMÜNT IS 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

Rozalega

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

fun fact: this was an actual crab, bought at the supermarket, then hollowed out and filled with wire. likely the first on-screen giant monster to be eaten by real humans later.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

what is the worst game to play while intoxicated and why is it probably Top Banana on the Amiga

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Currently at Nintendo World so you know I had to recreate this

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

I THINK YOU'RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!

submitted 8 days ago • 30 comments

PSA for everyone going to protests

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

No force on Earth could have prepared me for this line to be said by a Gabumon.

submitted 9 days ago • 24 comments

Roodaka sketch #BIONICLE #ariartaccount

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

One of my favorite bits is also impossible to actually quote

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

something about the awesome music with all the cool camera angles contrasting with cataquack's stone cold unchanging and unfeeling face is making me laugh so hard

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Enemies 'Fantasy Zone' SEGA Master System

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finally Stop

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

This is how people really see us. We know. We've always known. Even when we've hoped for better, for change, we still know the truth. Eugenics will work because the majority of ppl see nothing wrong with it. Don't @ me. I live it. Daily.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

People want disabled folks to shut up. They want us to go away & not fight for our lives. If they’re on the “left”, they may not say it as overtly as those on the right, but the sentiment is the same. Eugenics is on both sides of the aisle and these “jokes” are harmful.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

About to be 33 and I will be using :3 until I'm fucking dead

submitted 9 days ago • 36 comments

“The scene changed and you were now playing as Mario. The mission was written at the top of the screen. It was ‘Kill Bowser's Parents’.”

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

stop being silly in front of me #art

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I believe in the power of the simple word. I love this line. It's spoken by the protag to their friend when the protag is being ejected from Pokeworld. The protag knew this was coming but they're dismayed just the same at its arrival. They don't have time to explain, just enough time to say goodbye.

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

guys it’s the weekend

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

If we're in the era of remaking horror games then we should be revisiting the scariest game concept of all: A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides

submitted 9 days ago • 68 comments

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

happy pride month

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it’s crazy how life for everyone has just gotten noticably worse immediately as trump became president again

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"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." 🐙📷Gabriele Langiu (inaturalist.ca/observations...)

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

We’ve had a busted sprinkler for a hot minute, and haven’t yet gotten it repaired. This morning it gave me a reminder that there can still be joy even when things are broken. 🪶 (I believe this is an Anna’s Hummingbird)

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Started as a pencil with watercolor, and ended up with trying some mixed media inks and marker. Dragon dance. #skulldogart #fantasyart #dragon

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Which one of you with fuck around money did this

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

this hasn't personally happened to me, but i've seen other artists here talking about it intermittently. so here's an infographic about a handy feature i think a lot of people are overlooking! #artsky #artistsonbsky

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

I drew Arle and Carbuncle! I really love the Compile era of Puyo Puyo and Madou Monogatari, so I had to celebrate in some way! Drawn in watercolour and polychromo colouring pencils. #puyopuyo #fanart #art #madoumonogatari #videogames #anime

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I think we need to de-Chris-Chan-ize the internet. No I don’t give a fuck what this random person y’all have decided to stalk is up to, and it’s really weird that you do. “New Chris Chan lore dropped!” Who the hell cares? Their life isn’t for your entertainment you pathetic waste of cum.

submitted 13 days ago • 56 comments

to truly enjoy life, you must not give a shit what ppl think about you. but to avoid being an asshole, you must give at least somewhat of a shit what ppl think about you. this is known as the Shit Equilibrium

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

I love Acht, they are so cool 💚💜❤️

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

[ #splatoon ] reposting this from last year... 🌈

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

Happy Pride. I hope you get many smooches and/or I hope the government collapses.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

holy fuck. I had no idea it could do that

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

There’s actually Puyos on the walls. We’ve come so far…

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

dedf1sh #splatoon

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5 Malevolent Foods (2024) [1/2]

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