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I really need the police to solve Gene Hackman’s death before a podcast tries to do it

submitted 3 days ago • 210 comments

I think we solved the Mothman thing, guys

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock

submitted 28 days ago • 104 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 19 comments

Hypernormalization - we’re all doing it

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks

submitted 40 days ago • 305 comments

Spotify has done some highly questionable things, but none worse than creating the genre “poptimism”

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

First they came for the immigrants, and you did not speak out, because you were not an immigrant. Then they came for the trans, and you did not speak out, because you were not trans. Then they came for porn, and you shouted at the top of your lungs “WTF?! They’re banning porn now?!? Fml.”

submitted 46 days ago • 128 comments

You're playing some music and your friend or spouse or whoever goes "who's this?" Like winning a gold medal. Bronze at least.

submitted 49 days ago • 22 comments

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

submitted 50 days ago • 94 comments

Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now theonion.com/nation-...

submitted 54 days ago • 28 comments

ME: and the hell, is it fresh? 2025: oh yes, the freshest

submitted 64 days ago • 104 comments

The genre of holiday movies where happy, child-free (and, sure, maybe slightly self-absorbed) people/couples go through a series of mishaps, only to learn that their lives are actually meaningless without the adorable hassle of children/domestic life is my villain origin story

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

submitted 73 days ago • 464 comments

Get yourself the friend who will casually just give you a Hall & Oates vinyl record with most of their hits to use on your newly acquired turntable 🫡👌

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’m also the product of Star Trek, Sesame Street, and Muppet Movies. I think we can do anything with hard work, dreaming just a little bigger and maybe singing along the way.

submitted 73 days ago • 158 comments

Drones seen over Jersey? Could this be Plan 10 From Outer Space?

submitted 79 days ago • 27 comments

I regularly offer to fight people over Phil Collins

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

One of my proudest achievements? I have no idea what anyone from high school is doing

submitted 91 days ago • 102 comments

I find the concept of “the afters” to be so adorable - you guys made a cutesy slang for “sitting in a stranger’s apartment at 3am and watching people do drugs”

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

The children have discovered “maps” I guess

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments