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By what if P!nk does “ Dear Mr. President” but a Trump version?

You know what I really miss about COVID? People staying six feet away from me in public.

Cutting all Medicaid is the most craven shit ever done by an administration. For the “pro-life” party, lots of babies and kids are probably going to die.

Eastern NC, while normally beautiful, smells like a fart. Thanks Trump. Pic for tax.

The way I thought the singer Meatloaf was being put in an oven. It’s almost 5pm, my coffee has long since quit on me.

For funsies, I read books about King George V. So when I tell you I’ve been down a reeeeaaaallllll rabbit hole today about Kendrick and Drake. Y’all. It’s been a day.

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

Kanye West is really lucky that our society only places female celebrities under conservatorships.

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

Has anyone seen the farmer on TT who’s going to lose his farm because of Trump? I love the FO part of the FO.

Something to genuinely consider: if laws don't apply to them any more, why should they apply to us?

So Trump hurt America's relationship with Canada and made markets wobble all to "get" Canada to do things Canada had announced back in December in coordination with the Biden administration, do I have that right?

@newheightsofficial.bsky.social the fact that Jeni’s ice cream wasn’t in the mix is a tragedy.

Christ on a cracker, RFK Jr is a poster child for what heroin does to a person long term. Beware, kiddos.

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If this administration is going to drag me kicking and screaming to 1950, they better give me 1950 drugs, js.

I don’t have insta so can I post snow snow pics? We never get snow.

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections." Each defendant assaulted him.

Today is a shit show so I hope my snoring Yorkie, Oliver, brings you joy.

Angles matter.

I watched The Crown for the billionth time over the past few days. No news, no political podcasts. It’s been bliss. For the sake of my blood pressure, I’m happy to keep this up for four more years.

METAPHOR ALERT

Maybe I’m showing my age, but who approved the Garbage Pail Kid pic?

The US jumping on a Chinese app after our government took away our favorite toy is the most on brand American thing this generation has done.

I had never heard of 8 Passengers until shit hit the fan. But I just finished reading Shari’s book and if you’ve ever watched a vlogging family, you should read it too. #houseofmymother

People moving to REDNote as a big FU is peak internet. It’s TikTok’s Chinese dupe, all in Mandarin/Cantonese, and they’re hyping it like crazy—while screenshotting and Google Translating captions just to understand. The irony? Absolutely chef’s kiss.

KELLY CLARKSON WOULD NEVVVEERRRR!!!!

I didn’t realize that I needed to hard delete my Twitter/X account when I deleted the app. That grievous oversight has been rectified.

The hardest part of deleting my meta platforms? I’ll never get notified via timehop the messages my mom wrote on my wall. She’s been gone almost 14 years and that’s going to be a tough one to overcome.