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heylookitsholly.bsky.social
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Dear FBI, My mom’s dead (of natural causes.) Don’t come for me.
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My mom now lives in a special cabinet in my living room. I take her out to watch ACC basketball. Sending love and peace.
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Elder millennial here who hasn’t cared about rap beef since Biggie and Tupac- i cannot tell you how I got so invested yesterday. (And I didn’t even watch the Super Bowl)
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That’s called a la Oraange no6, not brown.
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I love this but I’m also singing “you can’t eat at errbody house” in my head.
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But where are those good on fashioned values on which we used to rely?!
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I’m pretty sure the Emma trend stared when Rachel named her baby that on Friends.
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I’m ahead of the game - I’ve been ignoring it since Clay and Ruben were featured.
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“They could t be trusted to implement POTUS agenda.” Yeah because it’s probably illegal.
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It’s like saying, “wow, I hate that my children aren’t dying from completely preventable diseases, we should really rectify that!”
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Whatever you do, don’t look at this website where you can, in fact, buy elephant shit. poopsenders.com
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So can we send elephant shit to their PO box?
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All of my meta accounts have been deleted. I’m 45 and I’ve had FB almost all of my adult life. But leaving felt so satisfying.
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Get a spray bottle with warm water instead of toilet paper! I’ll never do it again without an attachable bidet!
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Senator Palpatine? Is that you?
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It’s doable if it’s thin crust.
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Apparently you’ve never heard of Morgan Wallen.
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I don’t think I’m emotionally ready yet to pull off that bandaid.