heywj.bsky.social
Greetings from Cybertron - My mission is to study Earth's customs and people. Your cooperation is appreciated. Together, we will defeat the Decepticons once and for all.
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Query - as opposed to what, baby lizards?
Sometimes, humans are confusing.
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Day Eighteen
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Day Eighteen
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Day Eighteen
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Day Seventeen
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Day Seventeen
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Day Seventeen
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Day Sixteen
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Day Sixteen
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Day Sixteen
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The former FLOTUS is wise in her judgement.
Query - why would anyone with a functioning CPU want to sit through that release of methane gas?
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Elizabeth Warren is a credit to her state, and this nation.
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Day Fifteen
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Day Thirteen
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Day Thirteen
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Greetings Commander.
Energy levels at 60%
<Running Diagnostic>
Systems Nominal, but not Peak
Will be ready to return to duty within 24 hours.
Side note - recent weaknesses in exoskeleton and flexibility were improved with prolonged rest.
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Yes, but the utterances would be indistinguishable from what comes out of the little orange man's mouth.
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There is an old expression on Cybertron which applies to the small orange man:
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If your opinion can be bought, you have no opinion.
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The small orange man and his... indentured companion do not appear to be...
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...aging like fine wine.
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The only thing I regret is that purple is really not my color.
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And do not try to fixate on everything at once - you can get overwhelmed. Pick your battles, and trust that everyone else will do the same. That's the way to create resistance all up and down the line.
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Glad I'm an Autobot, and not just a bot.
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Day Twelve
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Thank you for the clarification. I was postulating that it would be, "Hey, my boobs are down here."
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I am, however, put more at ease by the public shunning the little orange man receives when he is with people other than his designated sycophants. And his look of loneliness at the realization that he will never be accepted offers some respite.
Resistance is never futile.
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Some humans just want to watch the world burn.
Others want to profit from it.
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Query - what is the retort if you don't want to say, "Hey! My eyes are up here?"
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No matter how he tries to wash and clothe it, he will never be able to remove the stain of this disgrace to himself, his family, and to the nation.
Convicted felon.
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Designation Tuberville is a moron.
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Sensors indicate dangerous levels of hypocrisy, which is increasingly common among "men" from the right.
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I actually picture men on the right clawing and scratching.
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Greetings Sir Turd of Squirrel
@missalexxbaby.bsky.social
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I experienced the "Keep Christ in Christmas," ad campaigns, and have to wonder if they shouldn't first keep Christ in Christian. Their behavior is not very reflective of the scriptural writing.
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Exactly
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He appears to have quite a bit left. I hope that he uses most of it within the next two weeks.
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The wind in the region designated New England is most unpleasant right now.
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I postulate that had the invasion of the Capitol on 6 January been undertaken by a pro-Muslim group, or BLM, there would have been a ring of dead bodies surrounding the building.
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Friend designation Turd of Squirrel is busily capturing these bots and consigning them to a block list.
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Thank you for this feedback.
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No Autobot would be caught in such an embarrassing state.
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