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~professional idiot~ magic: the gathering and electrical engineering nerd baby knitter he/him 🐻🏳️‍🌈
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I'm so obsessed with Expedition 33

Name a more iconic duo: Men in their 30s and 40s in Boston and this hat

Petition to change reference designators from numbers to first names. "Resistor Kevin is overheating"

The Perfect Person Dial Tone Tour was fantastic last night!

I'm 31 but already ready to enter my old man who is a total bitchy queen phase

"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

We are well clear of February but I'm committed to finishing this thing #knitting

The way the anti-PC crowd gets so upset about post-election liberal incivility is so amusing and ironic. Isn't this what they wanted? It just confirms my theory that they wouldn't last a week living as one of the minorities they complain about.

I'm enjoying Monster Hunter: Worlds so far! Great Sword users unite 🗡️!

People who merge onto the highway at 45 mph should be hit with a drone strike from highway patrol. In this essay I will...

Bouncing on it in a way that says I want to go home from the party please order a Lyft.

Determined to finish knitting this before the end of February 😤

FINALLY over some weird sickness I had for the last 5-7 days. Had a fever, aches, chills, stuffed sinuses, cough, and brain fog. It was not covid and I've gotten my shots for both the flu and COVID this year. Stay safe out there and consider masking up in crowded spaces.

Haywire at the Middle East Downstairs last night was probably the wildest show I've ever seen in terms of energy.

Pronouncing tariff like "shareef" so right-wingers get scared of it.

I forgot to plant apple and pomegranate trees so now I'm just twiddling my thumbs through year three waiting to finish the community center ughh #stardew

The @dropouttv.bsky.social Improv show ruled. Very funny moments from all of the cast and a great crowd vibe. Sam Reich brought the Cambridge, MA joke full circle with, "Did you know I'm from here?" at the top of the show.

So pumped to see @dropouttv.bsky.social Improv!!

Slowly making progress knitting this tricolor neck cowl for my friend. I'm a little worried it might be too large but I'm hoping it will come out fine.

In less than 24 hours, gay marriage will become legal in Thailand; in less than 48, marriage registration will start.

mans hit the sig heil hard-r style

The next few months promise to be tumultuous here in the U.S. Let's all vow to take great care of ourselves & our loved ones. Cuddle pets, bake a cake, gaze at clouds, make art, go for walks, breathe & chase sunsets, like this one I photographed in the Mojave years ago. #photography #landscape

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

🎶So I remember when we were pooping, pooping in your car Pooped so fast, it felt like I was drunk🎶

Hey Siri, how do I stop avoiding tasks that I've built up in my head to be arduous when in reality they take 5 mins and are in fact very simple

“Today I woke up and chose violence” you are afraid to call a restaurant on the phone

I'm just saying they haven't even tried offering James Woods to the fire to appease the gods.

to all of you making rude posts about the death of anita bryant all i can say is carry on

everything is pretty bad and it's going to get worse and I think we need to remember to give ourselves license to post about silly things too losing our minds to despair isn't going to do any of us any good

Footage of the California fire is horrifying, especially of the elderly and disabled being wheeled out. Really awful and praying for those affected.

me whenever i open Twitter

Slowly making progress on my granny square blanket! The master plan is to do a sunset color scheme gradient with each color as a different stitch pattern from one of the books I have kicking around at home on knitting.