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Cue that tiktok sound that’s like… 🎶I took the drugs, and the drugs are working…🎶 because my new meds feel like they might be working.

One of my new medications is giving me terrible nightmares.

Watched Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen’s documentary about Lauren’s mother’s Alzheimer’s journey, tonight. Beautiful and heartbreaking, and a harsh reminder of what is in store for my family. Support for those living with dementia and their caregivers is grossly lacking in our country.

Live dangerously and buy a furry foxtail buttplug at BidFTA.

The fact that I have three daily prescription meds and one weekly prescription injection just feels nuts. When did I get so old?

This feels like an article from The Onion.

And both women desperately need a good nap.

Trump basically just said “Yeah right. You can’t make me?”

My body hurts from cough so much, and just when I think I’m getting better… I get congested and the fever comes back. This is dumb.

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

Got like 15 minutes into The Z-Suite, which ran automatically on Tubi after the Super Bowl. For a show that seems to be about marketing to different generations, I’m not sure which generation they’re trying to grab. I love Lauren Graham but that show is terrible.

Yeah. Trump knew to do this the night of the Super Bowl. Every healthcare worker, doctor, nurse, etc. working at a hospital (most are nonprofits) that has student debt is enrolled in this. Cops, prosecutors, first responders are enrolled in this. People wait a decade for this. Wow.

What if there were a pinup calendar of scantily clad middle aged busty dykes posing around outhouses. Call it a John Cougar Melon Camp, if you will.

Donald Trump was like “The Chiefs are gonna win.” and the Chiefs were like “Fuck that. We can’t give him what he wants.” 😂

3 minutes left in the 4th and the Eagles are already dumping the Gatorade.

I hope Dan in Philly is celebrating in a chill bar, tonight.

Chiefs may have lost this one but at least they’re not Drake.

-“Kendrick Lamar doesn’t even make music! This is garbage.” —“Kendrick Lamar was the first hiphop artist to win a Pulitzer Prize for music.” -“Well I don’t think this qualifies as music!” —“Yeah, well that’s the cool thing about art. It is subjective and you don’t have to enjoy everything.”

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

To quote my Midwestern family… Ope.

A whole bunch of people are going to hate this Halftime Show but this is 🔥🔥🔥

Travis Kelce looks like someone kicked his puppy. He should Shake If Off, Shake It Off.

0 to 24 is embarrassing. Taylor Swift should announce Reputation TV to take the attention off of the ass whooping the Chiefs are receiving. Queen Kylie is probably riding this Eagles high, though.

This is a pitiful, boring game.

I hope Taylor Swift gets more screen time at the Super Bowl than Trump, just so he seethes and writes an executive order to ban football.

Tomorrow is Super Bowl, which is regarded as “Junk Food Thanksgiving” in my house. We don’t care about the game (although we are big Taylor Swift fans.) We just care about the snacks. We could have Junk Food Thanksgiving any other night of the year… but we won’t. This is ‘tradition’, now.

If you weren’t depressed before this meal, you’ll surely be depressed after! “Depression Dinner Party Dish” from Hawaii’s Spam Cookbook by Ann Kondo Corum. It also has recipes for sardines, canned corned beef, and Vienna sausages.

Fighting with Xbox be like: “Hi, my barely used controller has stick drift.” “Sorry, your warranty ran out in 2023.” “Really? That’s odd because I bought this in 2024.” “Oh, just kidding… Your warranty ran out 3 months ago. Sucks to be you. Should have bought an extended warranty.”

And tall cut clothing that doesn’t account for wider shoulders or different butt proportions. A woman that is 6’ tall and size 12 does not have the same sized butt as someone that is 5’ tall and size 12.

a little necronomicon in my life a little eldritch horror by my side a little bit of ichor's all I need a little bit of foul Cthulhu's seed a little bit of chanting in the dark a little bit of spilled blood for the spark a little invocation: be here now a little bit of you keeping your vow