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the weird conservative health grifters are definitely not wearing enough/any sunscreen and no nasty beef tallow soap is going to fix that

kale chips kale chips kale chips (I fucking love homemade kale chips, I ruined myself for all others years ago.)

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

chicago pope is one of the funniest things to ever happen

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

Malört has now replaced wine as the sacramental beverage.

mom’s already texting people trying to meet the new pope

this week has already been three weeks long and I have to wake up soooo early tomorrow

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

Since I started donating to fundraisers for people in Gaza back in December, I have not once had a donation bounce back. GoFundMe has not marked any of them as scams. So once again, if you are calling people scammers when they are trying to survive a genocide, go fuck yourself.

NEW: The Great Lakes hold 95% of all the surface freshwater in the United States. Severe cuts have decimated the NOAA Great Lakes lab. Scientists worry they’ve lost the ability to protect the public from toxic algal blooms, which can kill animals and sicken people. My story for @propublica.org

great thread. Modern times have brought even greater clarity to the rights of all people

learning that I never needed oil to pop popcorn in a microwave has truly unlocked a new level in my late night snacking

congress should consider stopping the stupidest person who has ever lived from destroying the economy

Picked up a plumping lip gloss today on a whim and did not expect it to be as literally spicy as it is

been a Week so yeah I did treat myself to the pen store

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

had an airport day annoying enough that I had to call it and reschedule for the next day damn

Slings & Arrows: Ballet is a pretty great idea for a show ngl (I did not know Luke Kirby was in this and 100% hollered “JACK FUCKING CREW” at my tv)

Female cinematographers are far and few between. Per the annual industry report the Cellulod Ceiling, female DPs shot just 12 percent of the 250 top-grossing movies in 2024. So, when a high-profile male director hires women it’s a big deal; when he keeps hiring women it’s a big fucking deal.

I can’t stop thinking above all of the children who were maimed or killed by bombs in the dark, who died terrified, and who were never considered human.

evil, evil, evil the only reason I believe in hell is to comfort myself in knowing these ghouls will burn there beyond measure

my feed should have been buried today in statements from electeds, statements from advocacy groups, breaking news alerts, etc etc. it should have been aggressive and impossible to miss. that ... did not happen.

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

as someone who has worked on computers for most of their life I cannot believe how many people are gullible enough to think computers are inherently smart like holy shit

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

the jambon-beurre at back in the day bakery, I would time my schedule to order one. Simple but executed so perfectly.

I don’t think it’s in good faith to pretend the extremely narrow use cases that require an expert to read the results of an LLM and the attempts to push LLMs into wide, popular, and frivolous use are the same.

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

This is really it

it’s 11:59 and my bedroom is still 78F I want to sleeeep

despite some Minor Disasters I have seen Sinners and it was as great as advertised