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submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

The mage with the sizeshifting spells that was sent to scout ahead returns to the group, now speckled by several bloodstains. "Okay, it's clear." The captain pauses. "...So what happened-?" "Don't worry about it." "I really feel like we SHOULD worry-" "Geez, I said don't worry about it. Come on."

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

A gigantified Level 1 goblin with a handful of puny Level 99 heroes and so many fun ideas; they're smushed, stomped, slapped, squished, smothered, swallowed, stamped, cuddled (because this one's kinda cute and we can let them go), stretched, slathered, squashed and smashed to the goblin's delight.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The crowd at the summer ball - elves, faefolk, and many more - all tittering and muttering amongst themselves about "whoever let the pet human in", only for your half-giant date to simply stamp their foot down with an audible boom and make all of the gossipers immediately fall shamefully silent.

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"Alright gentlemen. People want to boycott us for our ties with israel. We need to sell some games that will make them ignore it" "Sir we got jack shit. How about fuckin uuuuhhh Grounded 2. Remind them they could play Silksong on a microsoft device maybe?"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

#SizeSky idea- Pansexual cutie shrank down a year ago, and has been getting passed around like a blunt by all their old friends, used like a sex toy and put in all kinds of places. Now that it's Pride Month, they're letting the little thing choose what they want . . . "Nude movie night?"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The first round of blows in the legendary battle between the hero of humans and the queen of demons was a spell being deflected by the hero's mirror shield. ...the second round was the hero picking up the demon queen, shrunken by her own magic, and putting her in their pocket~ #sizesky #minigirl

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A kind and gentle giant knight - sworn by oath to protect the princess that she loves with all her heart - becoming an unstoppable terrifying juggernaut the moment her princess is kidnapped.

submitted 233 days ago • 3 comments

No cops at Pride includes the cop in your head who tells you to police other queer people. Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed. Deal with your discomfort on your own time. Pride is for the community, not just you.

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

It's difficulty to help every Gazan crowdfunder you might come across. But we can each try to regularly support a few different Gazans within our ability. For me, they are usually Doaa, Saeed, Issam, and Nour. I'd love help boosting for them and increasing their visibility.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I am the enemy within. I am the boss of your dreams. No. I am not the law in your mind, the grandfather of watchfulness. I am the kindred of your hatred and impulse. See. Your hand shakes. It is not palsy or booze. It is your Doppelganger, trying to get out. Beware… beware…

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The novice human mercenary concentrates to hear the band of heroes for the microscopic forest faefolk, now nestled in his ear. "So I just..." He raises his foot over a barely-noticeable pebble in the grass. "Here? A'ight." He steps down. "Okay, 'evil warlock's castle' destroyed. Boy, that was easy."

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The farmgirl fidgets. "You don't gotta do this, miss." "Oh, please." The recently-ascended five-metre-tall demigod continues to repair the commoner's roof (able to reach it with ease.) "I wasn't given this power just so I can sit around being pestered by worshippers all day. Now pass me more tiles."

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

#SizeSky idea- Beauty and the Beast style love story about someone slowly falling in love with an anxious, self-destructive 8-foot monster woman, and undoing the curse placed upon her . . . only for her to become 20 feet tall, and a different kind of monster woman.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

#SizeSky idea- Fighting game tournament, but with cosplayers of every character on the roster (who match the body types of the characters involved) on standby. If you lose, you're shrunk and given to the cosplayer of the character that the person who beat you was playing.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

#SizeSky writing - #GrowthDrive Heya! Throughout the month of June, I'm going to be running a bit of a written Growth Drive, all condensed in one thread. However, y'all know me, I've gotta do something a LITTLE different! So, this is a couple's Growth Drive during Pride Month, making a couple huge.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

#SizeSky idea- For all the fairies out there, a lovely puppet holds a bowl of food for you to partake from! Just don't touch the puppet friend, she doesn't like being touched. The puppet fiend is also a sticky trap if you DO touch her. And she VERY much likes being touched by her Mistress's rump.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

taking my kids on a trip to the Muscle Milk farm, where you can pet the muscle men in little pens and watch the muscle men enjoy the sunshine and grass as nature intended

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

#SizeSky caging A princess ascends to the throne with a passionate speech. "I will lead with the wisdom of my mother, who lives on in my heart," she announces to solemn applause. Her hand rests upon her golden locket, within which none can hear the shouts of a former queen made smaller than a bug.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

OK so TLDR: This weekend, my garage went up in flames, house generator short-circuited and exploded. No one died, however, the energy cable system needs rebuild, my UPS died, we need repairs, generator is dead. We need Help! Here is our Ko-fi, if you can donate, i'd appreciate it. ko-fi.com/cross200

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Repost if you see your kink - Breeding - Overstimulation - Bondage - DDLG - Choking - Edging - Praise - Impact Play - Somnophilia - A healthy and committed relationship - CNC No one will ever know which one

submitted 125 days ago • 4 comments

"Yeah, so the way that this randomizer works is it'll do the usual initial stuff - y'know, area, items, all that - but it also randomizes your size too. Here, make a seed, test it out. ...Ah, okay. So 'Flower Lady's House with Grappling Hook' is normally good. But 'Bug Size' though? That's an oof."

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

How many is too many? #giantess #sizesky #巨大娘 #MicroMay

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#SizeSky idea- At first, there was a pretty solid distinction between "tiny person" and "person rendered permanently shrunken as a consequence of a novel virus". Shrunken people maintained most of their rights, tiny people were basically just human-shaped pets and pests.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

#SizeSky idea- The Hammer Armor is absolutely incredible. Its defense of 30 is rather low, actually, comparable to armor sets you were wearing around Level 20, but its bonus effects are TOTALLY worth it . . . if you're good at keeping track of information.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

#SizeSky idea- You quietly sneak into the place where you keep your dice, and find a tiny person struggling with a twenty-sided die, who has failed to notice that you're actually awake and paying attention. "If I roll a 20, I ask them out," the tiny thing mutters, throwing it like a bowling ball.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

#SizeSky idea- Aggressively, comedically spiteful sitcom neighbor who provides shelter to an entire city of bug-sized micros on the condition that they send a whole lot of their crew to fuck with the main character for a month.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

#SizeSky idea- The shrunken foot slave of a Gen X Disney adult, trapped under a sock as your Mistress stands in line for It's A Small World, the endless loop that the music is on breaking your mind in a very different way than being imprisoned in a hot humid sneaker.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

#SizeSky idea- Getting scanned as a character in a sizey gacha game was strange, but at least it paid well. However, every instance of you pulled has their own consciousness. Fighting for life against unreasonably sexy 5* characters. Getting crushed by animesque colossi. The void of deletion.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

at age 65 you should be entirely barred from any public office, because you are unlikely to live to see the consequences of your actions fully realized on the fence about whether they should be allowed to vote

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

the first conspiracy.

submitted 20 days ago • 87 comments

back to work

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

A speck-sized superhero spy frantically fumbling with the sparking-and-sputtering utility belt on their shrinking suit, only to then be enveloped by a vast shadow... Meanwhile, the villain (in their civilian identity) walks through their apartment, humming as they savor their calm hero-free day off.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The fifteen-foot-tall demigod laughs as he dangles you off the ground by the leg. "I'm flattered, mortal, but you can't become an acolyte of mine if you're THIS puny! Come along then - a few feasts and duels at my palace should toughen you up!" He hauls you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

#SizeSky idea- Hump day! Your friend and their SO are dry-humping in your living room. When you tell them to get a room, they get annoyed, and shrink you down to trap between them as they resume their bit. Hump . . . Day . . . ?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Consumable items that are all different species of tiny girls, each giving you different effects depending on the species of tiny. Gulping down fairies restores you HP and MP. Slurping a tiny naga cures any long-lasting debuffs. Swallowing a mousefolk buffs all your stats. 😋 #sizesky #minigirl #vore

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

#SizeSky idea- Computer viruses are getting more advanced. You opened your email on your laptop, and accidentally set off a virus to make yourself a teensy digital file . . . and the digital assistant you'd unintentionally selected, a severe, serious-looking librarian, is treating YOU like a virus.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment