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happy fourth anniversary to one of the funniest things to happen in living memory: the ever given getting stuck in the suez. please share your favorite ever given memes.

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

Bucket list item: "inspire a menu item", achieved

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I wish I was this zooted

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Finally finished the sewing project that I've been stuck on for ages and ages

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

So pleased with this little dinner set I made, and the dinner I put in it

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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS

submitted 4 days ago • 847 comments

I think we all need to see this tonight

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent theonion.com/astrona...

submitted 6 days ago • 111 comments

[finally standing up to a bully] hey asshole... [but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog

submitted 510 days ago • 22 comments

I'm so hungry but I can't get up

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submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Shes had a long day

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I didn't do a lot of work today but I DID figure out what I'm wearing to compete in my studios great pottery throw down in a couple weeks

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Have you ever seen a more perfect round

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happy st patrick's day

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This is the life

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Going to the Chuvash State Opera and Ballet Theater in Cheboksary to face the Prima Ballerina of the Bolshoi Ballet (optimized loadout, no damage, speedrun attempt)

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I hate one day weekends so much

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Yes

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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.

submitted 10 days ago • 37 comments

@talkinghat.bsky.social , new top chef tonight?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Just sitting in my chair waiting for this to get aired for the next 16 months

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments