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Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
https://theonion.com/astronaut-returns-from-iss-with-annoying-space-accent-1849659471/

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badassfreeman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pretty sure "Space" accent would just be "Space Australia".

jadena102010.bsky.social•17 hours ago

From ISS to ICE

abbykbhomesleak.bsky.social•1 day ago

And addicted to Tang.

cgordi.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

thelasergallery.bsky.social•1 day ago

Reminds me of Laura Ramoso's sketches about Americans who just got back from vacationing in other countries 😂

msbak.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆

suhnih.kawaii.social•1 day ago

Fucking spacers man i tell you

normalmighty.bsky.social•1 day ago

This does actually happen in Antarctica where the population is a big larger. People who spend a lot of time at one of the larger scientific bases there tend to pick up a unique accent which only exists among the people there.

So the shitpost is a lot more realistic than you'd think

lilylilyliligant.bsky.social•1 day ago

Antarctica has its own accent so imagine some researcher coming back home with an annoying Spanish accent (I'm not saying that as a Filipino) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_English#:~:text=Antarctic%20English%20has%20been%20influenced,countryside%20outside%20of%20a%20town.

thesnarkyfarmer.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol

just1dayatatime.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's called Beltalowda 😉

admiralezzel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Huttese?

marriedtoamedium.bsky.social•1 day ago

hmmmmm...sounds like ICE is gonna be on their doorstep to award them a complimentary (and permanent) vacay in el salvador....

kpopstannascarfan.bsky.social•1 day ago

guidedbycolours.bsky.social•1 day ago

It isn’t that bad

coyoteerisson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't tell ICE.

therealcedrix.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Ack ack ack ack

amy-jo.bsky.social•1 day ago

👽

fezic.bsky.social•1 day ago

IKR! So arrogant.

mstop4.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://youtu.be/niP461VPpyY?si=hQSzMAAQPbHuthRe

humblehobbyist.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s a cross between cockney and Australian

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•1 day ago

ME MISS SPACE!!!

susanbehrens.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hate when that happens

jimmy-jim-james.bsky.social•13 hours ago

the astronauts returned to a different nation than the one the launch from

wirelord.bsky.social•1 day ago

I miss The Expanse

prw65.bsky.social•1 day ago

Deport them all

fordring.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where? To space??

prw65.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mars

prw65.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is musk astronaut

debnewton.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂 Thanks, I needed that right now!

halojones2000.bsky.social•1 day ago

And they forgot to write their ‘DOGE what did you do bullets’ for the last 2 months!

napoleonsolo11.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Space accent is the worst accent. Just picture what a Kardashian sounds like, but it's more annoying to the point that if one has constant exposure to it, their ears will start ringing, and they'll develop a sudden urge to start in a reality TV show.

jrheisler.bsky.social•1 day ago

More of an "up speaker"

time42ndbreakfast.bsky.social•1 day ago

yulriddick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol

jenwen2011.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂😘

mrsolar2.bsky.social•1 day ago

No accent is as sweet as birds in Spring!

rev-d00d.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's all computers

hoppycroaklightly.bsky.social•1 day ago

"A strange word emerged from Mr. Bittering's lips. “Iorrt. Iorrt.” He repeated it. It was a Martian word. He knew no Martian."

gfkvht.bsky.social•18 hours ago

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sugarzulu79.homepc.ca•1 day ago

I am surprised they didn't refuse to board the space ship to bring them back to Earth. When they left Earth, Biden was running for office, trump was going to prison and the world was seemingly healing..

av1984.bsky.social•1 day ago

well, akshully people in antarctica have a dialect that springs up just from being in close quarters for months at a time: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_English

manorialmeerkat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fun fact: There is such a thing as an "Antarctic accent". Linguists have found common vocal habits among people who worked at McMurdo research base in antarctica.

kikiladoucette.bsky.social•1 day ago

Such as saying "Holy fuck that's cold" or constantly repeating the sound BRRRRRRR 😀?

brianka.bsky.social•1 day ago

plutobro.bsky.social•1 day ago

Galaxy Quest! Loved the movie, can't stand Trumper Tim Allen 😱😡🤡🤮💩

cheffgoldblum.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

joeschmo999.bsky.social•1 day ago

😄

johnliumd.bsky.social•1 day ago

its british innit?

kusydog.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least her hair calmed down

zeppocat.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Does "annoying space accent" mean he sounds like a Vulcan?

roguestardust.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hehehe

tedleew.bsky.social•1 day ago

and an erie green glow

childlesscatperson.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

carltbarker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Presumably ICE were waiting for them

orsonyells.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m shocked they didn’t do this joke.

mjthompson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Similar to Beta Crypt 3, which I could never understand to begin with.

debifo.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Love it!💖

violavoila.bsky.social•16 hours ago

And an annoying space tan as well, I see.

rayalexander73.bsky.social•1 day ago

First game of basketball is always embarrassing

amouranimal.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Is it heavy?

aimeety.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂🤣🙌

atticusthraxx.bsky.social•1 day ago

Almost peed myself! 🤣

irisitis.bsky.social•1 day ago

I snorted

khawkjhawk.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think you mean sexy space accent.

slashdashdot.bsky.social•1 day ago

How long have you guys been sitting on this one?

bornofpixels.bsky.social•1 day ago

Its just their previous accent, but with an everpresent synthy high pitched drone echoing across the atmosphere

raymclaren.bsky.social•1 day ago

Over clear and decisively accurate with each painful syllable. 😖😖😖😖😖

chunkylumplump.bsky.social•1 day ago

He can't get rid of the smell of being trapped in a can in space

deceptikhaaaaan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is it like that one friend who spends a semester / summer in Spain and then insists on calling it “Barthalona”? 🤣

bctreehunter.bsky.social•1 day ago

😅

rubenkelevra.bsky.social•1 day ago

I bet makes to many spaces while typing too!

pretends2.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's funny.

dextercat.bsky.social•1 day ago

This could have been such a funny bit. Hire some better writers.!

10periods.bsky.social•1 day ago

Apparently, she sounds just like Madonna.

h2lou.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh noooooo... did they catch russian?

ninipoo.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣😅

nekrobomb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Instead of saying Bro after every sentence now he just says the sentence ... without the bro.

donald.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Imalowda speak bera fine tumang

robertfiore.bsky.social•23 hours ago

There's a Saki story about a disagreeable horse named The Brogue because once you acquire it it's difficult to get rid of it.

gmonkeyposse.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Well actually, in space it's considered rude to rub your chopsticks together to remove loose wood fibers."

nerdconfirmed.com•1 day ago

"Sooo weird being back in gravity. I forgot you guys do that here"

unionandhokiegirl.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Returns from in school suspension?

d-d-jones.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like Valley Girl speak?

randrazor.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Is it similar to the antarctic accent?

perfect-blue.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Oh my god, this one time, on Luna - sorry, the, um, the - the Moon! Golly gee, I almost forget how you call things down here!"

olthwaiteeric.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Trying to imagine what Space accent sounds like.

I bet it is annoying though.

melliepie.bsky.social•22 hours ago

That's funny,

“He was only in space for, like, nine months, and that is not long enough to pick up an accent,”

elizaotherwise.bsky.social•1 day ago

Omg and he just won't shut up about it. Jesus, Chad. If Space was so good why don't you go live there!

manonthemoon97.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes

Trumpett sent ICE tonight
Tomorrow morning they will be deported on a plane to Venezuela

hondos.bsky.social•1 day ago

No the Venezuelan space station.

midnightsun7885.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m actually surprised no astronaut thought to play a prank like that.

canadamandy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was it Madonna?

liberteny.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

whatsdamatowithyou.bsky.social•18 hours ago

It’s pronounced thpace

anarchist-cop.bsky.social•1 day ago

Democrats are still hiding from Universal Healthcare (which is granted to nearly every other citizen of the modern world, including countries we economically support.)
These are the guys that will save us from fascism?
Not unless their lobbyists’ checks bounce.

https://youtu.be/y6m-6G2S6ig?...

dustrial.net•22 hours ago

"You know, They say, I'm from the future...because of time dilation..."

sauranamusic.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I mean, given enough time in space, this will actually happen. Did you know that Antarctica has an accent?

kamchatkapawn.bsky.social•17 hours ago

A frozen-jaws like accent?

cadenswanigan.bsky.social•22 hours ago

There is actually kind of an English-Russian creole (not a full language) that's developed on the ISS, since there's astronauts of both nationalities and they all have to speak to English and Russian

dhilrukshi.bsky.social•22 hours ago

What, an Aussie accent? Australia claims 42% of Antarctica.

librarybunny.bsky.social•1 day ago

What's the space version of pronouncing it "Bar-THE-lona?"

hiviv.bsky.social•1 day ago

drinking somethin and obviously dropping the cup on purpose

kamchatkapawn.bsky.social•17 hours ago

in catalan, Barcelona's native language, there is no 'TH' sound, so no need to make the effort. Same with 'Eivissa' ('Ibiza' in Spanish)

socialrealdrmed.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love yall! I bet Tang(artificial color& flavor) at 1600 and Musky could translate if the astronauts go into full alien language or grunt and drag knuckles. They understand that as well.

hondos.bsky.social•1 day ago

They will probably use that stupid accent for the next three years and wear a beret and drink espresso like they are all ‘worldly’ and shit 🙄.