hijennie.bsky.social
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
soon as I get same followers will delete hellsite account
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Prolific Poster
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that’sa my kinda spaghet 👌
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this is so stupid i love it
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World class hater, hater GOAT, wallpapering my apartment with this perfect, shit eating grin
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love 2 autoreply with “if you hated this, might I interest you in my BOOKS?” and link to meatspins
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*nods* yes of course the mattress compounds interest
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nothing stops a cat. My cat would fully find a way to spread across both