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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms theonion.com/trump-u...

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post

I mean with the amount of business failures v successes and bankruptcies he's gone through, I'd say "wrecking ball" is an accurate description of his business acumen.

@raskin.house.gov brings this excellent point to light. The real fraud, waste, and abuse isn't in anything DOGE has alleged to have uncovered so far. It's in the inevitably racist $200 MILLION ads these morons are going to put out talking touting ineffective policies and work. Trump=inefficiency!

Winston Churchill was right: "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those other forms that have been tried.” Too many Americans have fought and died defending democracy. We must stand with our European allies against the authoritarianism of Putin and Trump.

Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong. He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man. There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self An absolute joke

Safety and Excellence= More crashes and more fatalities! Maybe the shitty reality TV guy posing as a guy with a "big boy" job should idk...do his fucking job!

Meet 11-year-old Jocelynn Rojo Carranza, a young girl from Texas whose life was tragically cut short. She died by suicide after classmates threatened to call ICE on her family. Stop dehumanizing immigrants. That is not America.

Breaking: Tasked with rooting out waste, fraud and corruption in the executive branch, DOGE fires President Trump.

"We have a very corrupt country." says leader of corruption! Truly deluded in his own world.

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"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...

Bathroom Policing Goes Awry as Nancy Mace Mistakes Marjorie Taylor Greene for a Man—Calls Capitol Police Read more: patreon.com/wutf

Sounds appropriate to me!

There is absolutely nothing he has done in his life that remotely qualifies this dumbass to be in charge of America's health. He is a fucking sellout with the stupidest agenda who doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself (sound like anyone else we know). Republicans this is what you voted for.

After @dropsitenews.com revealed Tesla was forecast to be given a $400 million contract for “Armored Tesla,” the State Department altered its spreadsheet to obscure Tesla’s role. Metadata shows the spreadsheet was revised several hours after our story published.

Elon Musk’s Son Megamorph Technick Cyberspace-9/11 Declares Himself President—“I’m the Boss Now, Bitch” Read more: patreon.com/wutf

White House Declares War on Grocery Prices—The First Move Is to Deport the People Who Help Keep Prices Low Read more: patreon.com/wutf

Breaking: Egypt and Jordan leaders are offered a free trip to Washington, DC in exchange for attending a two-hour meeting on buying a timeshare at a Trump Gaza resort.

And of course the big, dumb orange guy will go along with it because he doesn't actually care about you! finance.yahoo.com/news/major-a...

Black History Month Spotlight: Dr. Dorothy Height, a lifelong civil and women’s rights activist, began speaking against lynching in high school. Inspired by Mary McLeod Bethune, she worked with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and co-organized the 1963 March on Washington. #BlackHistoryMonth #Blacksky 🖤

Mike Pence texting JD Vance today

. Next Friday, Marvel drops Brave New World, starring a Black Captain America. 🇺🇸 Given how totally chill America is about race right now, I’m sure this will be received with grace, nuance, and absolutely zero meltdown-worthy headlines. 🙃🍿 #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Racism

Study Finds We Are Living in the Golden Age of Stupidity Read more: patreon.com/wutf

Here you go: “WUTF, we make all content with real human who are not AI because AI is not what we use to make it. The words you read are made with 100% man effort, without AI doing at all except not doing. We do in real thought process in ways only human can, which is why no AI is here making text.”

*meanwhile at the orgy* Attendee: Who used all the coconut oil? *Me frying shrimp and making popcorn* Me: No idea. What jerk would do that?

This is a lie but whatever

Shania Twain Named Canada’s Fentanyl Czar—Experts Unsure if This Impresses Them Much Read more: patreon.com/wutf

Breaking: President Trump issues an executive order mandating that weather must have a visa before entering the United States.

Vaccines do no cause autism. The rise in autism is due to better diagnosing, research, and understanding. Mr. Brainworm wants you to believe otherwise because it benefits him and his bottom line when suing vaccine manufacturers. Yes vaccines have side effects like everything else. Autism isn't one.