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hilldawgg.bsky.social
Has never went to oovoo javer. Tased ballsack truther.
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we are so fucked with these geriatric crypt keeper clowns

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Who up bowing they wow wow RN

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men will literally run 7 marathons in 7 days on 7 continents instead of going to therapy www.ktvu.com/news/san-fra...

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"Stanley Kubrick's Howard the Duck"

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who up mistering they mister RN

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who up oingoing they boingo RN

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lol literally the same shit that happened at twitter but with the stakes a tad higher

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who up oingoing they boingo RN

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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Can’t believe New York ended up with a worse mayor than the guy who personally engineered 9/11

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🎶death cult on the run squeedley doo doo doo death cult on the run 🎶 www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

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Take these broken wings and learn to fly? Here’s a car with no tires, go learn to drive. Good luck, you piece of shit.

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

I like to repost stuff I wrote months ago that I thought was kind of clever so I can be proved wrong one more time.

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i have gone from the window to the wall, please advise

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In case anyone needs it, here's Mitch McConnell falling up the stairs set to "Get on Your Feet" by Gloria Estefan

submitted 17 days ago • 37 comments

new insane tech job listing just dropped

submitted 18 days ago • 61 comments

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

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Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.

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Vallejo death cult podcast WHEN

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Credit Karma wants to give me a sneak peek of my 2024 financial year in review. Dawg, I would rather set myself on fire.

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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

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just thinkin bout BESTIExBESTIE!!!!!!! again youtu.be/HIqrEkMkE-s?...

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If you die in real life you die in real life

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

got the call. fired. my job was flame-broiling live Pandas for audiences at the San Diego zoo. Showed up to pick up my last check and it's like they never even heard of me

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally.

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“You block friends & family over politics?” Babe, I block people for recommending corny podcasts that or sending memes that are more than 72 hours old. I don’t give a fuck.

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if you'd told me in 1995 that a woman singer-songwriter would believe vaccines magnetized your blood and ham cured measles, i 100% would've picked jewel

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Remember when Kieffer Sutherland came into popularity as an actor and SO many people named their children Kieffer? This is why it's such a common name now.

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The human condition of messy dumb bullshit no matter how far up the totem pole you go is at least inspiring.

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just bought these. to mock our soldiers

submitted 36 days ago • 161 comments

pumping my fist and hollering support

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[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes

submitted 36 days ago • 44 comments