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Jen She/Her Multi-fandom Proship / 🙅‍♀️ Against Censorship Izzy ❤️ Calico Jack 🤠 Anime and Book Nerd 🤓 Good Omens Angel Spanking Zone 🍑 Loli Milf (Let’s be in our 40’s together) https://archiveofourown.org/users/HipHopAnonymous
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The sun is out and I'm hearing so many birds this morning. Nice thing. So here's my Black-bearded tit. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Miss me? I've brought you a little changeling bug, take good care of him, alright? #goodomens #goodomensfanart #mylittleomens #aziraphale

Want some toxic Edizzy where Ed, jealous of Izzy's little rendezvous w/ another crewmember (that Ed only knows about cos he's been watching Izzy like a hawk), presses casually on Izzy's toxic masculinity issues, his repressed internalised homophobia & maybe religious trauma to bully him back in line

Izzy is on his shoulders and knees, arching his back to take his Captain deeper…when there’s noise at the door and someone walks in Izzy whines alarmed, caught in such vulnerable and embarrassing position, weakly reaching for Ed behind “Shh, it’s okay, it’s just Stede,” Ed murmurs, not stopping

Literate lawyer here! Have you ever wonder what a lawyer thinks about when he reads a book?

Long ago on distant shores #ofmd #ofmdfanart #edizzy

Izzy limping on the deck and the crew thinking it’s a bad leg day, not knowing that Izzy has two plugs inside which hold two full loads of Captains’ cum inside him And it’s only noon

izzy would find a spanking over the lap much more unbearable than a flogging or even whipping, even though it hurts less. it's the humiliation aspect of it, the lack of dignity, and therefore a much harder hitting punishment when he needs it

CJizzy for sweetness, Steddyhands for healing, and Hornigold/Izzy for spice.

LRT true and oh man someone was talking about a young adult event and I instantly thought ME then remembered NOT YOU, you middle aged perimenopausal dummy

The weirdest paradox is that after you hit 35, you pretty much feel like you’re both 20 and 60 years old at the same time forever. Like it’s just a lifetime of thinking “but what do I REALLY wanna do with my life” while you fire up the blood pressure machine that lives on the kitchen counter now

Watched Smile 2 and thought it was pretty good!

belated #cjizzy motorboating for @killerweasel.bsky.social 🫶 🫶thank u the patience ! ^o^ #izzyhands

I’m watching Watership Down (1978) for the first time and realizing we just don’t scare kids with art like we used to.

Once in a blue moon

Your periodic reminder that, 150 years ago, a desire to read fiction was considered both a sign of mental illness in women and a symptom of it. The groups devoted to banning some books because they're "immoral", "obscene", etc. are just growths from the same bad root.

I hate when someone gets cancelled online for something legit but then it’s always accompanied by every little not great or annoying or divisive thing they’ve done EVER like man I don’t think ALL OF THAT is so serious like come on

Good Omens ensemble

Izzy Hands is only TWO apples tall! 🥹 @imrights.bsky.social

Raw cat food disaster … my guy lived 18 years on meow mix and fancy feast, I’m just saying

Gen Alpha seems to be ALL ABOUT voice and video chatting with Fortnite, Roblox and FaceTime etc it’s wild to me as a Millennial who is like ugh just text me

His scars 🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🙏🏻🙏🏻 #izzyhands #ourflagmeansdeath #izzyhandsfanart @therealcononeill.bsky.social

Zodiac Academy is fun but it’s soooo indulgently long like I’ve read 2000 pages and only 3 months have passed in this story 😭

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Oooooo “Jim has Izzy’s glove”, “Jim has Izzy’s cravat”, “Jim has Izzy’s ring”- At this point they should just take his whole fit.

Only onnnneeee white lotus episode wahhhh

finished my izzycorn! I'm checking for interest if I were to sell some. If ur interested pls Imk + it'd be super helpful if you'd give an estimate of what u might reasonably pay - he took a while so I can't make him too cheap but if I can find a compromise price I will! lmk if you have questions 🫶

a good place to stop and take a rest 💫 #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

For this (late) Valentine's Day @akans.bsky.social @megaducko.bsky.social @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social and I are spreading a message of love 💕 if they make out furiously doesn't matter who you ship #Steddyhands #Stizzy #OFMD We saw that scene from Challengers and collectively went, "what if?"

This is still the Gentlebeard dynamic I crave youtu.be/WHoopcEz_IU?...

Ed would have that jewellery with Stede’s come inside it

I enjoy Severance, it's a phenomenal show. I can't get over its network being Apple TV. Apple *is* Lumon Industries. An oppressive, highly secretive company with a cheerful, hollow facade, employees who have no idea what they're making, cult worship of Steve Jobs, the Foxconn suicides

These were supposed to be stickers also for the recipe zine, but I still haven't printed some for me😭 I really need to do that to decorate my fridge/recipe notebook! Zine link: tastyprojects.itch.io/care-and-kee...

Pardon my cynicism, but I have a hard time believing the chocolate bars Cheryl from accounting is selling from a box for her kid's pee-wee football team are the "world's finest".

Eighteen

Exclusivity is up for @izzyhandszine.bsky.social, the Izzy recipe zine! Here's the piece I did, of Stede and Izzy enjoying high tea~ Zine is still available for free here: tastyprojects.itch.io/care-and-kee... #OFMD #stizzy

Alpha Izzy who got bitched but bitching changes alphas psychologically rather than physically. The pack of omegas on the Revenge get really confused when he starts nesting & getting docile ahead of his rut