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she/they/any discord: valerіe5 massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice
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am I the only person that likes coins as an item in mk8dx

Im kind of feeling empty looking at the results of this election, yeah disaster was avoided but dutton was unelectable regardless so labor got rewarded with a majority when they did fuck all then greens got the most votes theyve ever had but zero seats to show for it (so far) : (

poilievre lost his seat in the canadian election and I hoped it spelled disaster for dutton losing his seat in the aussie election too and it looks like it happened

the manufactured right wing hysteria about the AEC committing fraud because they only give pencils to vote with is so funny bc who would go through the effort of erasing and rewriting ballots one by one. instead of just replacing the ballots. or just lying about the count

how is this track one of the best on nintendo music tn im not kidding go listen to it

i'd like to post an image of my bus, half an hour late and geotagged a kilometer away from its scheduled route and quote it as "where the fuck is my bus" but that would unfortunately doxx me

dear my loyal followers, Although I haven't posted about Nintendo Music in months (due to losing access to a computer, making it more difficult to listen to music, update my spreadsheet and write reviews) I am still making progress, even though it may be a while until I can be consistent again

I realised I accidentally memorised MKWs map so I tested myself top is from memory, bottom is a second attempt with the actual map for reference the only thing I got wrong was putting DK Pass too low which shifted everything in the right half slightly... this game is still a month away 🥀🥀🥀

every week on reddit someone brings up the red cross again and a bunch of ignorant gamers swarm the comments so I always feel obligated to say that no, the red cross isnt a protected symbol because theyre stingy with copyright, its protected because its a matter of life or death

hey it kinda sucks that there wasnt a splatoon track in the bcp ik we got urchin underpass in battle mode but battle mode sucks but tbh idk which stage I would even choose to turn into a race course for mario kart

I did some math to see how close this track order was to the real order and I got an average track order displacement of ~3.1 I wonder how close you can get to 0 (since 0 is impossible, Airship Fortress doesnt connect to DK Pass, for example) and what that track order would look like.

btw here's a path for a 32 race marathon for mario kart world it reuses a lot of routes found in grand prix but in the cases where that isnt possible (airship fortress -> DK pass?) I picked routes that made sense (airship fortress -> bowsers castle)

bad faith discourse is the essential substance that sustains social media

Im gonna cry I made the most easy to execute build in Hades and I wiped the floor with EM4 Hades but my SWITCH CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED ITSELF which broke my clip of the fight. but it speaks to how easy my build was that Hades was still getting melted in the 5 seconds I was reconnecting my controller

every western democracy has got the "lets do nothing!" party, "lets make everything worse!" party, 5 fringe nazi parties that all hate eachother and one party thats like "hey what if we tried improving everyones lives a little bit" and you'll never guess which party gets the least votes

I wish the mario team werent such puritans when it came to their cast of characters when they dont even care about storytelling I get the feeling that they dont even consider characters like Kammy, E. Gadd, Diddy Kong, Poochy etc to be mainline characters I feel like they should be no brainer picks

names #koyang+tokki #OIQdoodle

wait thats peam

the difference in the american experience and my personal experience in ordering a switch 2 is so funny like I just went to EB games in person the day after the direct to check the prices and decided not to preorder it immediately, then came back 3 weeks later and got it done in 5 minutes

ooh you wanna click on my pointless spreadsheet about MKW course connections so bad dont you docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

btw the line of Moo Moo Meadows Cheep Cheep Falls Salty Salty Speedway Dino Dino Jungles is something that works in Mario Kart World and would be a great custom Grand Prix call it the Cup Cup

btw I counted and not including rainbow road, there are 118 course connections in Mario Kart World, and you can drive in reverse on all of them

nintendo "you can drive virtually anywhere!" nintendos default course line-ups:

spoilers for mario kart world I guess /// I got bored and (poorly) mapped out all of the MKW grand prixes and its interesting how the special(/shine?) cup is technically 7 courses bc there are 3 mario circuits in one and it cuts through moo moo meadows

I hate this part of video game hype seasons cos I'm all excited but now I have to wait for what feels like forever for an overpriced game