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hisamwelch.bsky.social
banned from twitter. heard this was better than threads • comedy writer • silly goose • she/her • http://hisamwelch.com
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 13 hours ago • 195 comments

i let a Volkswagen merge and i feel like a hypocrite

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

so many women are about to find out they were the DEI hire

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

took a DNA test, i’m 1% Danish but i already knew that from my trips to the bakery

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

i discriminate against teslas on the road now, i don’t let them merge

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

“studying poli sci won’t be relevant to your life” true it was just relevant to the next 60 years of my life

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

my new year’s resolution was to tell more people that they are stupid

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

one dance left, this world is gonna pull through.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

everyone who ever cheated off me in class voted for Trump. do ya think maybe i got the right answer this time?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

one day, i’ll have kids, and those kids will be looking through my old college pictures and political merch, and they’ll say, “mom… were you a cringe resist lib” and i’ll have to say, yes, honey, i absolutely was.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

old habits die screaming.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

today a man showed me 40-year-old pictures of himself impersonating Bruce Springsteen and then proceeded to tell me that i was doing my entire life wrong, with seemingly no self awareness

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I feel as though we've come too far as a society to go camping on purpose.

submitted 87 days ago • 14 comments

one of my biggest election takeaways is that i constantly agree w Whoopi Goldberg

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

wow people on this website love talking about using this website. me too

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

it’s always “can’t wait to put this awful year behind us” but guys the years keep getting worse

submitted 91 days ago • 29 comments

very gay of me to have shit to process in therapy bc the Wicked movie came out

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still getting Harris Fight Fund emails while in the news I’m seeing every elected Dem going “I for one welcome our new sexual predator overlords” so like WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

yeah i’ve always said my biggest problem with hitler was that he had zero sense of humor

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

the dinosaur that was the best at video games was the segasaurus

submitted 113 days ago • 32 comments

It's the two year anniversary of the launch of ChatGPT and still nobody can actually say what it is or why it's the future

submitted 96 days ago • 292 comments

I think a bit of the "AI is democratizing art" argument is trying to avoid the ugly truth that to get good at anything you have to do a lot of it. I grew up "knowing" I was a good writer, but I really wasn't until about 700k words, and it took reading hours of scripts to really have a voice

submitted 96 days ago • 54 comments

please help why do i have the star spangled banner stuck in my head at 12:01am

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Trump nominates Dr. Pepper for the Dept of Agriculture

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

american fascism is so tacky

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

gonna run for office on the single issue of taking away men’s right to vote

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

this election has been phenomenal for my self esteem tho. people are extremely stupid

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

also, reagan ABSOLUTELY would have voted for trump. with glee

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i’ll laugh at someone’s joke and turns out, they aren’t joking they are just very very very very stupid

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Him: Can you please stop using the bananas like they are phones Me: But how am I supposed to contact the gorillas? Him: You're unbelievable! Gorilla *over banana*: When are you leaving him?

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

texting my normie friends links to funny posts from bluesky like messages across the berlin wall

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

i see you posted a joke. here are the facts

submitted 101 days ago • 72 comments

All I ever wanted to do was make a difference. - Subtraction Man

submitted 101 days ago • 8 comments

don jr welcome to the resistance

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Oh there's a video that deals with your point? Nice try. I only read. I cannot watch and listen

submitted 101 days ago • 14 comments

I am free speech absolutist, HOWEVER it should be illegal to be mean to me

submitted 102 days ago • 46 comments

if a single one of you bitches mentions their bingo card i swear to god

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

submitted 103 days ago • 814 comments

trying to get dumber

submitted 103 days ago • 40 comments

threads is kinda like hanging out with your mom

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The truth is, none of us really know what the next four years will look like. It’s incredibly difficult to predict what happens next. It does not feel good.

submitted 103 days ago • 2653 comments

my biggest thing w trans kids in sports is why does the President of the United States need to weigh in on a JV volleyball team in rural Nebraska

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments