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hitthedec.bsky.social
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Vendor at trade show: “are you sure you two are from Buffalo? You look so exotic, like you’re from… Baltimore or something”

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Satan on the Dock of the Bay

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they keep adding features to this app. “Chat?” I will not “chat.” I would rather fill my pockets with stones and walk into Lake Erie.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I should post here more before it gets ruined. Every social network is awesome for like 18 months and then evolves into a machine that turns human misery into ad revenue.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Update on the ghost situation: there are no ghosts, but I did confirm via newspaper archive that a previous owner died in the house in 1944.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The Shopsmith is the Kitchenaid of the garage.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

There are so many Christmas songs but only one of them has a shoutout to Satan’s Pow’r. A real missed opportunity.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

If you mash up Paul and George’s biggest post-Beatles hits, you get “Simply Hare a Wonderful Krishna’stime”

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

We’re going ham gambling!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

So we joked around for a year about our old house having ghosts cause the lights flicker all the time. Called the power company to check it out today. Turns out the “ghosts” were actually a pretty serious fire hazard. Spooky.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

This is approaching “Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed” levels of virality

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Out: don’t tread on me snake In: steptile

submitted 233 days ago • 0 comments

Third year in a row, it’s officially a tradition: Reading @drewmagary.bsky.social ‘s Hater’s Guide aloud to my wife on Christmas Eve while she wraps presents at the last possible moment.

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments

Isn't it weird how football at halftime is the only place where a reporter will interview a high-powered executive, and then the exec does a brisk lil jog to get away when they’re done talking

submitted 441 days ago • 0 comments

Ghosts aren’t trying to scare you. They’re booing to say that you are doing a bad job.

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

Almost 7 years into our time together, my wife and I finally had the “is it a sandwich” talk. In my defense, she started it. Hot dog was a sticking point. Tensions rose when I said yes to Eggs Benedict. She ended the discussion when I got to the possibility of including French Onion Soup.

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

A year ago when Twitter was purchased, Meta’s market cap was just north of $260B. Today it’s over $762B. In retrospect it sure looks like running Twitter into the ground was a play to inflate the value of its competitors to create a bigger speculation opportunity.

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments