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I wake up thinking about sandwiches
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Eve Fartlow

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The framing of gay being okay because it’s not a choice isn’t my favorite framing because in my gay opinion I don’t think it matters whether it’s a choice. There’s just simply nothing wrong with it

submitted 10 days ago • 71 comments

Baked some nice NOLA style French rolls, so I had to make a cornmeal dusted catfish po boy about it

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Doing this all day now

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Burger night: home ground beef, home cured & smoked bacon, homemade chopped-pickle burger sauce, sharp American, LTO, fresh baked sesame seed bun. Man, it's good.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Having a cat makes you mentally disabled

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one thing 2025 doesn't have yet, but could benefit from, is a mysterious constant worldwide noise. the noise will start out very quiet and get louder incrementally

submitted 25 days ago • 32 comments

Saw this scrungly dude in the window of the local rescue when I passed by on my walk today

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Watching this GoldenEye 007 (N64) documentary and having a moment of deep appreciation for my parents getting me a GXTV for my birthday that year. So fuckin sick. Those were the damn days

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

still waiting patiently for someone to replace every COME ON in a Rage Against the Machine song with Gob Bluth

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

The discover tab just showed me a "diaper mess" fetish post of a man wearing a full adult diaper w/ stains seeping through it and a description of what they ate and drank to make a "mess", and I gotta say, it's the wildest swing an algo has ever taken on "here's something you might be into"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I cooka da pizza

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

it is an unexplainable thrill. cannoli. 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘪; the word alone, simple signpost in wernicke's electric soil, is gift enough to inflame the heartfires funeral pyre for sane moderation. the giant dough tube rests before me. with god and the baker tied to the radiator as witness, i will become cannoli

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

a Beast of My Own Making breached the dream barrier and laid worms in my waking brain. they taste like ideas, writhing through a smorgasbord of flavour like winter sun or the tandoori chicken eaten on my 18th birthday. disguised as such they aren't so bad. i am consumed, but yesterday tastes so good

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Joins Bluesky to Just Search For Posts That Say “Hillary Was Right” Since There Isn’t Anything Else Going on Right Now That Could Be More Important

submitted 32 days ago • 61 comments

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

submitted 36 days ago • 149 comments

it's fun to think about what a more embarrassing presidency would look like. i think that it would have to be a cartoon dog like goofy who somehow crossed over into the real world

submitted 38 days ago • 18 comments

He grew this so nobody would recognize him as the dude who looked like he was jerking off and saluting at the 2013 Patriots-Jets Thanksgiving game

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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

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[German pervert voice] I'm a scat man

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