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I wake up thinking about sandwiches
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Anything less than throwing your shoes at him is less than the moment demands. Hit him with a Louboutin
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I'm making a terrine tonight and actually did blend a heart right before I saw this. All I can say is write a cookbook buddy
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Tucson King
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When a 60 year old Billy Crystal suited up for the Yankees in a spring training game against the Pirates in 2008, he belonged where he was more than you do in your current job
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Again with this "one person" strawman shit. The dems campaigned on "it's not as bad as people are saying it is" and they underperformed 2020 by more than 6 million votes, because millions of people disagreed based on their own experience. That, and they aiding a genocide.
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What a ridiculous strawman. Fuck off.
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I, as a working poor person, am essentially a Tamagotchi forgotten in a desk drawer, and that's all I deserve
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Basing a significant part of our perception of the country's economic outlook on how the people who have extra money to spend on speculative gambling are doing with their bets seems crazy when you're walking past 20 abandoned houses on the way to to your underpaid part time job
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I'm a lifelong politically active leftist who has since 2022 been frustratingly underemployed and barely maintaining my basic economic needs and it was a slap in the face to be told that I and everyone else I know who is similarly struggling actually doesn't have it so bad
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He narrowly beat a guy whose administration was hanging by a thread because of a surging pandemic, then his brain leaked out of his ears and he stumbled around gaffing until it was too late to field a primary and run a strong candidate in the next campaign. True heroism
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To be fair I think I might forego dick sucking if my mass to durability ratio meant I could never incur fall damage
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Just because it has cultural symbolism doesn't mean that it's some noteworthy action of resistance. Having a big internet jerk-off about it being a "powerful" wardrobe choice is fundamentally and embarrassingly unserious about addressing the enormity of what is required of us in this moment
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A 54 year old marching off to fight the British Empire and making it back home to die of old age. You know that mf was carved out of that hardwood
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Whoops, it seems like you might've tried to apply an overly academic analysis to a fun horror satire of restaurants. Just because movies *can* make Serious Points doesn't mean they're all doing it all the time. Hope this helps
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and SNACKS
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Now that's a nice sandwich
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Lace code applies pretty much exclusively to Doc Martens or other black boots, and it's not even really still a thing these days. On sneakers it's just another color
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Nevermind
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Arficial and intleingelce
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If I were the NYT, I wouldn't be testing Italian Americans' capacity for violence at this moment
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Back dick game strong
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Turning a cheap little mid-rare top round roast into the best thin-shaved deli roast beef even one time is worth the purchase
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Can't not hear this in "Ghostface from Scream on a cordless telephone" voice