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boner.ink • 34 days ago

it's so sad bugs will never know what it's like to get their dicks sucked

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onlinefunctions.bsky.social•34 days ago

I've been trying to fix this for months unsuccessfully

rifka.bsky.social•8 days ago

they get to see UV. very few have the skill to rival that

vibeulator.bsky.social•34 days ago

Wow, I’m a bug, eh?

flykrthedove.bsky.social•33 days ago

not if i can help it

luckydenvermint.bsky.social•34 days ago

on the bright side, male bees and ants are born basically to fuck and then have an orgasm so good they die. so good for them!

splashygirl.bsky.social•34 days ago

i looked it up and desert beetles and spiders are known to preform oral sex

taramontane.bsky.social•33 days ago

Yes but flower gardens are their fuck palaces. In summer they have joyful scented orgies in the sunshine the sumptuousness of which we mere humans can only fantasise about and watch with awe

brodiejstephens.bsky.social•32 days ago

Nah..... the really handsome bugs know. Trust me!

jsnfra.bsky.social•8 days ago

good! they deserve to not know! ugly creepy fucks

louisbarmstrong.bsky.social•34 days ago

jthewolfmanm.bsky.social•34 days ago

Never heard of the mating practices of banana slugs?

leadhooves.bsky.social•34 days ago

Daffy probably handled that

hoagiesleep.bsky.social•34 days ago

To be fair I think I might forego dick sucking if my mass to durability ratio meant I could never incur fall damage

saavykas.bsky.social•34 days ago

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uneasylover.bsky.social•34 days ago

Bugs cum smaller bugs

destroyallnerds.bsky.social•34 days ago

And whose fault is that?

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