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GenXer. Music, gardening, cooking, photography, art, existential chaos, etc. Bluski Member since November 2023.
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Trump’s signature move: stiffing the contractors.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Serious intellectuals: “Another article by the #BrokenPost that illustrates how broken they are. Here, have a link to this article in that publication to drive traffic/engagement.”

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Dropped a few floaters throughout the comments sections this evening. We’ll see how things go.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I reckon I had two, maybe three years of a life in the distant past where I obtained this type of gritty romantic swagger, but then “whoa, that pop was my knee!” crept up, lickety-split.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

“What do you want? I’m very busy.” “Afternoon, ma’am, my name is-“ “Who is it, Mom?” “No one, go finish your homework.”

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

ME: *deals cards* okay boys what’ll it be QUARTERBACK: i pass HOCKEY PLAYER: i check ROOFER: i raise TELEMARKETER: i call OPTOMETRIST: i see ORIGAMI ARTIST: i fold

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky Jerry: falling out of the sky? George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY! Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents! [Kramer bursts in] Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Trump's most genius lie has always been convincing people the Russia stuff was fake and to this day people tune out when you show them Trump and Russian shit happening to this very day

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

I don't usually "lol" at a post, but when I do, I splurt 'gurt.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL MY EMPIRE OF 'GURT - the Chobani founder leaving the company to his children

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment