George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky Jerry: falling out of the sky? George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY! Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents! [Kramer bursts in] Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs? - ThreadSky

thehyyyype.bsky.social • 4 days ago

George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky

Jerry: falling out of the sky?

George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!

Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents!

[Kramer bursts in]

Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?

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dinobucklergreen.bsky.social•3 days ago

And then Elaine has a plot where she’s having to work with one of Trump’s cabinet people who is writing a book.

brianwooley.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jerry: But how can that be?

micahkolding.bsky.social•3 days ago

It turns out that Kramer is officially the head of DOGE. He's brought before Congress to be removed from his position.

Kramer:

jmchale3.bsky.social•4 days ago

talentedripley.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kramer steals and eats Jerry’s last egg that cost $1000.

thehyyyype.bsky.social•4 days ago

[Newman sitting on his couch in the dark eating a pile of eggs and laughing maniacally]

rodyawasright.bsky.social•3 days ago

it wouldn't be the dystopia it is without two of those guys being ultra racists and one being a pedophile
Never would have guesses George is the ok one

imelven.bsky.social•4 days ago

George: Trump take eggs !

Kramer: Whoa there George.. Trump take eggs ?

Jerry: Trump take eggs ??? What is the deal with that ?

Elaine: Well he's not taking MY eggs

jugbandjames.bsky.social•3 days ago

What are you doing, man? You can't make jokes like this anymore because of woke! Are you crazy?!?

micahkolding.bsky.social•3 days ago

George: "You can't joke for woke?"

Jerry: "YOU CAN'T JOKE FOR WOKE!"

benthehammer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kramer finds a guy selling black market eggs for cheap. Turns out they’re iguana.

George convinces Jerry to drive instead. Uncle Leo was booked on the same flight and still plans to fly. Trip is cut short when a Boeing door plug falls from the sky and hits Jerry’s car

Leo arrives on time.

lexaproletarian.bsky.social•3 days ago

Elaine: Peterman wants me to take a scouting trip to Greenland

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