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𝑩𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 π’•π’‰π’Šπ’” π’Žπ’‚π’”π’Œ 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 π’Šπ’” 𝒂𝒏 π’Šπ’…π’†π’‚... 𝒂𝒏𝒅 π’Šπ’…π’†π’‚π’” 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒇
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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

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Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

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In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR

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reading the wiki page for the real life Gabriele Amorth from the pope's exorcist, was not expecting this banger of a quote

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mark really babygirled it up for severance s2

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I made this… I had fun making this…

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you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water

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hahahahahahahahaha

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And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"

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if you thought the jaguar logo was bad, i'm afraid to say the actual car looks like an air vent www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new...

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playing diablo ii as a necromancer and not having to do anything except raising skeletons is fun, but it'd be nice if you had more to do, namely, raise even more skeletons

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Interesting how pro athletes used to be older than me and now suddenly they're younger than me. But I guess the media doesn't want to talk about that

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half an hour into the McMahon doc, clearly many decisions were made, most of them bad, but credit where it's due: there is a satisfying amount of funny walk footage

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me and the crew about to put out our funniest fire yet

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